The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

[Wii fit man]

This just in, we're currently getting golfball size hail here, now that's f*cking scary.

Lies...

No, not lies.

And don't say "I didn't get that" because you live 30 miles away from me.

Yeah.

[BigCamera4892]

Where I live we don't usually get storms in the summer. February is usually our worst month for rain. Today it is in the 90's, but no humidity

[likethis_youdobitch]

BURZUM FTW

[KennyKicksAss]

An anorexic morbidly fat bat.

Slowly rotating black man.

A cross-breed between a leaf-mimic and a skink.

Wellness Recovery Action-Man.

[Wii fit man]

BURZUM FTW

SJ FTW.

F- Fail

T- Troll

W- Weiner

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Bug, I think you will like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoh-vjkqmmk

[BRMBug]

Lol.


i have itchy balls


Home again, home again...
The trip back was interesting. I blew out a tire and didn't know for 20 miles of highway driving. I just thought I threw my alignment out when I pulled over to let a truck go by, and got caught in some gravel. Like an hour after that, I noticed that the car was tracking straight down the road but the steering wheel was cocked to the right. I got out and checked the front tires, but not the rear. Sure enough, 20 miles of 60-70mph highway driving later I started smelling rubber, but thought it was a truck ahead of me. A few miles later I decided to pull over and check my tire pressure and that's when I made my discovery...



There's a couple of pounds of shredded rubber inside the tire from where it was riding on the rim, and it was almost too hot to handle when I went to take it off. It was still over 100 degrees (I'm guessing) when I went to put it in the trunk 30 minutes later.
Guess I have to get a couple of new tires now. Stupidity sure is fun.

[BigCamera4892]

Here's something you don't see every day:

Sea Lion steering an official patrol boat

[BRMBug]

Well, I guess it looked like so much fun that he wanted to give it a go too.



Randome TMI rant in 3...




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i have itchy balls

I HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED by a horny homersexual mosquito! And I need to switch to briefs. It got me squah in the nuts! 15 years of wearing boxers, and I don't know how many years of nocturnal nudal sleeping, and this has never happened to me. GAH!

[Pip Tweek]

^ This right here - it's why I wear briefs exclusively and NEVER sleep "in the buff."

But the mosquito didn't mean you any harm; it was only trying to drink your balljuice.

[Michaeloptv]

...makes me feel better. I have to wear briefs due to a medical condition

But then again, too much freedom is never good, and it only can get you into trouble later people

[spfan1494]

Can it really? It depends on what kind of person you are.

[superiorsavior]

i be about to watch me some akira for the first time beyatches

[BRMBug]

i be about to watch me some akira for the first time beyatches

Well good luck with all of that.

God damn that mosquito was busy during the night. I woke up with bites all over my shoulders, back, neck, and earlobe!

[gtaca2005]

Earlobe pimples/mosquito bites suck ass!

They are the worst on the earlobe! I'd compare to the balls, but you have more experience with that, so you tell me.