Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby StanismyMan » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:44 pm

Granted, but you'll become so consumed in it, you'll want to show anyone that walks by you, and they will get ridiculously annoyed and together demise your death.

I wish I could be invisible to security cameras.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartman5678 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:03 pm

Granted, but now you're invisible to everyone else, too.

I wish I was 5 years older
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:49 pm

Granted, but now you're embarassingly out of style.

I wish people in this best buy would stop staring at what I'm doing.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby StanismyMan » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, but now they're going to stare at you everytime you come in the store. And I mean the entire time.

I wish the White Sox would lose every game from now until forever.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:38 pm

Granted, but now all the White Sox fans in America form a giant mob and wait for you in front of your house.

I wish it wasnt raining.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartman5678 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:52 pm

Ok, it's not raining, it's snowing....and it's a bad blizzard.

I wish that my computer worked properly
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:47 am

Granted, but the computer's work was to destroy you, but it never did because it didn't work properly. haha!

I wish I my house would stop creaking.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby KennyKicksAss » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:42 pm

Granted, but for that to happen no one can enter your house, so it becomes useless and eventually gets demolished.

I wish 99.999999% of the rest of the world would suddenly disappear.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:11 pm

Granted, but everyone you hate stays. And you have to live alone with all the people you hate...what a horrible fate :stanpuke:

I wish I wouldn't get distracted from posting here all the time.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartman5678 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:36 pm

Granted, but now you can't stop posting here without experiencing horrid pain.

I wish everything was free
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:02 am

Granted, but you win a 6 billion dollar lottery. You laugh so hard at the irony you die.

I wish I wasn't scared of so many things.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby stanishot » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:09 am

granted,but you weren't scared to ride a shark and it ate you.

I wish Jackson Rathbone was my age,went to my school,and was my boyfriend.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartman5678 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:15 am

Granted, but it turns out he was cheating on you.

I wish I had a new computer.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:50 am

Granted, it sucks more ass than your current one.

I wish my dad would leave me alone.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartman5678 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:52 am

Granted, but now your mother wants to have in incestuous relationship with you :P :lol:

I wish Windows Vista didn't exist

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