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What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
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Oh you know,the usuals...
"Screw you guys,I'm going home!!"
"But MUUUUUUUUUUM!"
"I'm nyeeeh so you're nyeaaaah!"
"You're breaking my balls,man."
"Ready,Ike?Kick the baby!" -"Don't kick the goddamn baby-" -"Kick the baby!"
"There's a place called the rain forest and it really sucks ass...so let's chop it all off and get rid of it fast!"
And the best ever...
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" -"YOU bastards!!!"
Even better...
"Oh my God,we killed Kenny!" -"We're bastards!!!"
"Screw you guys,I'm going home!!"
"But MUUUUUUUUUUM!"
"I'm nyeeeh so you're nyeaaaah!"
"You're breaking my balls,man."
"Ready,Ike?Kick the baby!" -"Don't kick the goddamn baby-" -"Kick the baby!"
"There's a place called the rain forest and it really sucks ass...so let's chop it all off and get rid of it fast!"
And the best ever...
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" -"YOU bastards!!!"
Even better...
"Oh my God,we killed Kenny!" -"We're bastards!!!"
DON'T KICK THE BABY!
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~*Dream about the sun,you queen of rain.
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Cartman "Seriously Guys, Da f*ck Man? Da f*ck!"
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1)Kyle:Oh my god they killed kenny!
Stan:You Bastards
2)Cartman:Screw you guys......i'm going home.
3)Mr Mackey:M'Kay
4)Mr Hankey:HOWDY HO!
Stan:You Bastards
2)Cartman:Screw you guys......i'm going home.
3)Mr Mackey:M'Kay
4)Mr Hankey:HOWDY HO!
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"Wow! I've never seen a Jew run that fast since Poland 1938!"
"When you rub a fireman's helmet, he'll shoot white glue into your eye."
"Hey Mr Mackey! I know something you and Homer Simpson have in common, DOPE!"
"Mmnnnnn DERP!"
"When you rub a fireman's helmet, he'll shoot white glue into your eye."
"Hey Mr Mackey! I know something you and Homer Simpson have in common, DOPE!"
"Mmnnnnn DERP!"
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Token: Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan: He told my dad he was.
Stan: He told my dad he was.
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Goth Stan: What's the point in caring when all it brings is pain?
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Pock-mark Goth: ...because anyone who thinks vampires are real is freaking retarded.
Big-nosed Goth: F*ck all of you.
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Stan, Kyle, and Cartman:
Gay. Totally gay. Liberace gay!

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Pock-mark Goth: ...because anyone who thinks vampires are real is freaking retarded.
Big-nosed Goth: F*ck all of you.
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Stan, Kyle, and Cartman:
Gay. Totally gay. Liberace gay!
My parents said they'd ground me if I (insert ridiculous stunt here).
Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
i'm not going to bother posting cause i have wayyyy too many faves
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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"You're a Towel!" 

"Where I go, Destruction will follow"
I am a hybrid of Butters, Tweek, and Clyde.
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I am a hybrid of Butters, Tweek, and Clyde.
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Science bless you. Science damnit.
Stan-Ah snake!
Kyle-That's a stick.
Stan- Oh. Ah snake!
Kyle-That's the same stick
Carol-When you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny- Okay
Crab people crab people taste like crab walk like people crab people
Jared-I have aides.
Wife-You had aids and you didn't tell me about it?
Jared-I was going to tell you sooner but I want you to have aides and our children to have aides.
Jared-I want to give aides to the entire world
Doctor-I don't think he is going to make it
Liane-What's the problem?
Doctor-It's his time, it's running out
hrm I had more.... but I forgot them I suppose
Stan-Ah snake!
Kyle-That's a stick.
Stan- Oh. Ah snake!
Kyle-That's the same stick
Carol-When you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny- Okay
Crab people crab people taste like crab walk like people crab people
Jared-I have aides.
Wife-You had aids and you didn't tell me about it?
Jared-I was going to tell you sooner but I want you to have aides and our children to have aides.
Jared-I want to give aides to the entire world
Doctor-I don't think he is going to make it
Liane-What's the problem?
Doctor-It's his time, it's running out
hrm I had more.... but I forgot them I suppose
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SPU! Join it!
Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
Cartman: (in Superbest friends) Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die!
There was also that one time when Cartman said something offensive to Kyle about being a jew, but I forgot which episode that was in.
There was also that one time when Cartman said something offensive to Kyle about being a jew, but I forgot which episode that was in.
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Cartman- I'm not fat. I'm festively plump.
This one is as cool as all the other stuff he usually says
This one is as cool as all the other stuff he usually says
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Mel Gibson: "Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!"
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Narrator: And now...for (insert event here)
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From South Park; Bigger, Longer & Uncut
1. Mr. Garrison: what's 5x2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr Garrison: let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
2.Cartman: ur mom's a f*ckin bitch
Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch u fat f*ck
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT U BUTT f*ckin SON OF A BITCH!
3.American: we don't no wut the fuss is about
Canadian: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens, its aboot not censoring our hearts, its aboot. its aboot. WHATS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY?!
1. Mr. Garrison: what's 5x2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr Garrison: let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
2.Cartman: ur mom's a f*ckin bitch
Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch u fat f*ck
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT U BUTT f*ckin SON OF A BITCH!
3.American: we don't no wut the fuss is about
Canadian: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens, its aboot not censoring our hearts, its aboot. its aboot. WHATS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY?!
O my god, they killed Kenny!
U BASTERDS!!!!!!!
U BASTERDS!!!!!!!
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