Post your convos from Omegle.

[That God Damn Moose]

Stranger: hi i m looking for a horny girl on cam to cam on MSN are you interested ? i m 17 boy
You: hi
You: 16 fem
You: floride
You: **florida
You: blonde
Stranger: great
You: 32C
You: blue eyes
Stranger: with cam ?
You: i need to get to know you
You: before i do
You: cause well go on cam right
You: and youll never call me again
You: cause all guys are like that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: they piss in your ass and then leave
You: and like
You: its so sad
Stranger: do you give me your msn ?
You: you know
You: i need a friend
You: and like
You: you know
You: i like shopping
You: and little doggies
You: and i really love my parents
You: and if they find out im caming
Stranger: i come back in 2 mn
You: they'll get sad
You: NIGGA f*ck YOU
You have disconnected.

[Master_Of_All]

OK I'm confused.

Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Do not use punctuation:
Stranger: How many legs does a human have?
You: 2.
Stranger: Access denied.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You got pwn3d

....Still confused

Stranger: Noeliste, es-tu là ? :hap:
You: English.lol
You: I LIEK TO US CHTSPK
You: ONEONE1!!!!!1!1!ELEVEN
You: No speake Espanol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jake, M'kay?]

PT: hehehehe.
Mose: *giggle*

Stranger: Hi ! Got VTEC ?
You: IM SOOO HARD RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: im gay
Stranger:
You: YEEES!!
You: THANK YOU JESUS!
You: Age?
Stranger: 68
You:
You: Nice.
Stranger: u
You: 56.
You: I like older men tho.
You:
Stranger: not me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cartkicker24]

Stranger: licked yr mum last night
Stranger: she was f*cking good
You: yaay
You: so youre the fat dude in ma house
Stranger: nah im a girl silly
Stranger: i just liek to lick yr mums clit
Stranger: i like older women
You: well there's a fat dude in ma house
Stranger: who tha f*ck is he?!
Stranger: is he tryin to get on my woman
You: Well I heard the bed creaking
You: so yes
Stranger: man
Stranger: i am gonna batter him
You: You probably tasted his cum in her pussy
You: He was doing her for mmonths
Stranger: f*cking BITCH
Stranger: im'ma batter them both
Stranger: how fuckign dare they
You: but there are over 9000 more women
Stranger: your boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Master_Of_All]

Stranger: horny 19/m with webcam here...any f with cams interested?
You: Oh yeah, I'm super interested
You: One issue:
You: I'm a dog.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[That God Damn Moose]

Stranger: i'm a girl looking for a guy to talk dirty to me
You: well you found him
Stranger: can i touch your cock?
You: yes
You: but first
You: pet the cactus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RideTheLightning]

Stranger: hii, i'm 17/m/uk with webcam, wana chat on msn?
You: f*ck no
You have disconnected.

Short and sweet

[Master_Of_All]

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ : {)
You: Are you gtaca2005?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got the face that Cartkicker got too. :S

[That God Damn Moose]

Stranger: Halt, who goes there? I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
You: pet the cactus
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sh*t
Stranger: f*ck
Stranger: pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





lmfao

[Master_Of_All]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: im not a girl just so u know
You: ...m'kay....
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: Maybe
You: Look inside to find out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: inside what?
You: In between my legs.....
You:
Stranger: i would love to
Stranger: u wanan send me a pic
You: Pervert/
You have disconnected.

[Jake, M'kay?]

You: Hey do my fingers smell weird to u?
Stranger: LOL... nope
You: Really? Cause my mom gave me a drink and then something happened i think i went to sleep and now they smell funny.....
You: :/
Stranger: hmmm... ever hear of soap and water?
You: N-no...
Stranger: Oh - you can buy it at any store
Stranger: the water comes from the faucet at home
You: My mom doesnt let me out of the house...
Stranger: Oh - how old are you?
You: 24.
Stranger: Oh - that's sad
Stranger: I am so sorry
You: She keeps me in the basement...
You: And gives me sleepy pills...
You: And i wake up feeling dirty...
Stranger: do u need me to call someone to help you?
You: Yes.
You: I am scared.
Stranger: ok - i will need your address first.
You: I dont know where i live...
Stranger: oh... u r a little strange for me.
You:
You: Youre the only friend i have...
Stranger: right
You: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[That God Damn Moose]

You: Hey do my fingers smell weird to u?
Stranger: LOL... nope
You: Really? Cause my mom gave me a drink and then something happened i think i went to sleep and now they smell funny.....
You: :/
Stranger: hmmm... ever hear of soap and water?
You: N-no...
Stranger: Oh - you can buy it at any store
Stranger: the water comes from the faucet at home
You: My mom doesnt let me out of the house...
Stranger: Oh - how old are you?
You: 24.
Stranger: Oh - that's sad
Stranger: I am so sorry
You: She keeps me in the basement...
You: And gives me sleepy pills...
You: And i wake up feeling dirty...
Stranger: do u need me to call someone to help you?
You: Yes.
You: I am scared.
Stranger: ok - i will need your address first.
You: I dont know where i live...
Stranger: oh... u r a little strange for me.
You:
You: Youre the only friend i have...
Stranger: right
You: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cartkicker24]

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ : {)
You: Are you gtaca2005?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got the face that Cartkicker got too. :S

I dont know if its him. I wonder

[RideTheLightning]

It's not GTA, that's a famous troll face, if you go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and type in emote then you'll find that face.

[Jake, M'kay?]

You: Hey, 6 or under?
Stranger: Haha noo.
You have disconnected.