Post your convos from Omegle.

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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:03 pm

Stranger: hi i m looking for a horny girl on cam to cam on MSN are you interested ? i m 17 boy
You: hi
You: 16 fem
You: floride
You: **florida
You: blonde
Stranger: great
You: 32C
You: blue eyes
Stranger: with cam ?
You: i need to get to know you
You: before i do
You: cause well go on cam right
You: and youll never call me again
You: cause all guys are like that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: they piss in your ass and then leave
You: and like
You: its so sad
Stranger: do you give me your msn ?
You: you know
You: i need a friend
You: and like
You: you know
You: i like shopping
You: and little doggies
You: and i really love my parents
You: and if they find out im caming
Stranger: i come back in 2 mn
You: they'll get sad
You: NIGGA f*ck YOU
You have disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:04 pm

Cartkicker24 wrote:
Master_Of_All wrote:OK I'm confused. :?

Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: Masterofall
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Do not use punctuation:
Stranger: How many legs does a human have?
You: 2.
Stranger: Access denied.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You got pwn3d :P

....Still confused :?

Stranger: Noeliste, es-tu là ? :hap:
You: English.lol
You: I LIEK TO US CHTSPK
You: ONEONE1!!!!!1!1!ELEVEN
You: No speake Espanol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jake, M'kay?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:05 pm

PT: hehehehe.
Mose: *giggle*

Stranger: Hi ! Got VTEC ?
You: IM SOOO HARD RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: :)
You: YEEES!!
You: THANK YOU JESUS!
You: Age?
Stranger: 68
You: ;)
You: Nice.
Stranger: u
You: 56.
You: I like older men tho.
You: ;)
Stranger: not me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds ."

"I have only two modes, at war with something, or having sex with it. There is no middle ground"
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:07 pm

:lol: Stranger: licked yr mum last night
Stranger: she was f*cking good
You: yaay
You: so youre the fat dude in ma house
Stranger: nah im a girl silly
Stranger: i just liek to lick yr mums clit
Stranger: i like older women
You: well there's a fat dude in ma house
Stranger: who tha f*ck is he?!
Stranger: is he tryin to get on my woman
You: Well I heard the bed creaking
You: so yes
Stranger: man
Stranger: i am gonna batter him
You: You probably tasted his cum in her pussy
You: He was doing her for mmonths
Stranger: f*cking BITCH
Stranger: im'ma batter them both
Stranger: how fuckign dare they
You: but there are over 9000 more women
Stranger: your boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:08 pm

Stranger: horny 19/m with webcam here...any f with cams interested?
You: Oh yeah, I'm super interested
You: One issue:
You: I'm a dog.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:13 pm

Stranger: i'm a girl looking for a guy to talk dirty to me
You: well you found him
Stranger: can i touch your cock?
You: yes
You: but first
You: pet the cactus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:14 pm

Stranger: hii, i'm 17/m/uk with webcam, wana chat on msn?
You: f*ck no
You have disconnected.

Short and sweet
Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:15 pm

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ : {)
You: Are you gtaca2005?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got the face that Cartkicker got too. :S
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:16 pm

Stranger: Halt, who goes there? I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
You: pet the cactus
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sh*t
Stranger: f*ck
Stranger: pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





lmfao
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Master_Of_All
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Master_Of_All » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:18 pm

Stranger: hi
Stranger: im not a girl just so u know
You: ...m'kay....
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: Maybe
You: Look inside to find out ;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: inside what?
You: In between my legs.....
You: :)
Stranger: i would love to
Stranger: u wanan send me a pic
You: Pervert/
You have disconnected.
Jake, M'kay?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:22 pm

You: Hey do my fingers smell weird to u?
Stranger: LOL... nope
You: Really? Cause my mom gave me a drink and then something happened i think i went to sleep and now they smell funny.....
You: :/
Stranger: hmmm... ever hear of soap and water?
You: N-no...
Stranger: Oh - you can buy it at any store
Stranger: the water comes from the faucet at home
You: My mom doesnt let me out of the house...
Stranger: Oh - how old are you?
You: 24.
Stranger: Oh - that's sad
Stranger: I am so sorry
You: She keeps me in the basement...
You: And gives me sleepy pills...
You: And i wake up feeling dirty...
Stranger: do u need me to call someone to help you?
You: Yes.
You: I am scared.
Stranger: ok - i will need your address first.
You: I dont know where i live...
Stranger: oh... u r a little strange for me.
You: :(
You: Youre the only friend i have...
Stranger: right
You: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds ."

"I have only two modes, at war with something, or having sex with it. There is no middle ground"
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:24 pm

Jake, M'kay? wrote:You: Hey do my fingers smell weird to u?
Stranger: LOL... nope
You: Really? Cause my mom gave me a drink and then something happened i think i went to sleep and now they smell funny.....
You: :/
Stranger: hmmm... ever hear of soap and water?
You: N-no...
Stranger: Oh - you can buy it at any store
Stranger: the water comes from the faucet at home
You: My mom doesnt let me out of the house...
Stranger: Oh - how old are you?
You: 24.
Stranger: Oh - that's sad
Stranger: I am so sorry
You: She keeps me in the basement...
You: And gives me sleepy pills...
You: And i wake up feeling dirty...
Stranger: do u need me to call someone to help you?
You: Yes.
You: I am scared.
Stranger: ok - i will need your address first.
You: I dont know where i live...
Stranger: oh... u r a little strange for me.
You: :(
You: Youre the only friend i have...
Stranger: right
You: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:27 pm

Master_Of_All wrote:Stranger: ಠ_ಠ : {)
You: Are you gtaca2005?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got the face that Cartkicker got too. :S


I dont know if its him. I wonder
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:31 pm

It's not GTA, that's a famous troll face, if you go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and type in emote then you'll find that face.
Jake, M'kay?
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:32 pm

You: Hey, 6 or under?
Stranger: Haha noo.
You have disconnected.
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds ."

"I have only two modes, at war with something, or having sex with it. There is no middle ground"

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