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Dibil
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My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:24 pm

Story number 1

-Bus stop-
-Stan,Kyle,Kenny and Cartman are at the bus stop-
Kenny: ''Anyone have any money I could use for lunch money?''
Stan: ''Yeah here's some money''
Kyle: ''Anyone wanna come to the zoo with me after school?''
Stan: ''Sorry dude,i've got soccer pratice''
Cartman: ''And I have a dentist appointment''
Kenny: ''I'll come''
Kyle: ''Thanks dude''

-Zoo-
-Kenny and Kyle are looking at the lions-
Kyle: ''Whoa its huge''
Kenny: ''Yeah''
-They go to get a snack at the tuck shop-
Kyle: ''Lets go see the elephants''
-Cartman bursts out of nowhere-
Cartman: ''I was able to make it''
Kenny: ''Was your appointment cancelled?''
Cartman: ''Yeah the dentist died''
Kyle: ''Whoa''
-Stan then appears-
Stan: ''Hi guys,I skipped soccer practice''
Kyle: ''Whoa your dad will kill you''
Stan: ''Yeah but I don't care''
-The boys are at the elephant pen-
Stan: ''I wish you were allowed inside there''
Kenny: ''You are'' (Points to a sign saying ''feel free to go inside the pens'')
Cartman: ''Kick ass''
-Stan,Kenny,Kyle and Cartman go inside the pen-
Stan: ''Whoa that elephant looks really sick''
-A shot of an elephant staggering about is shown-
Kyle: ''What if it collapses on someone?''
Cartman: ''Yeah lets get outta here''
-Stan,Kyle and Cartman leave-
-Kenny stays behind-
Kenny: (Goes over to the sick elephant) ''Hey there big fella''
Sick Elephant: (Collapses on Kenny and kills him)
End
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Short number 2

-Bus stop-
Stan: ''Why isn't the bus coming?''
Kenny: ''Yeah we've been waiting for a half hour''
-Chef drives by-
Chef: ''Hello children''
The boys: ''Hey Chef''
Chef: ''Hows it going?''
The boys: ''Bad''
Chef: ''Why bad?''
Kyle: ''Our bus is late''
Chef: ''I'll drive you to school''
Cartman: ''Sweet''
-The boys get into Chef's car-
-5 minutes later Chef stops the car-
Chef: ''I need to stop to get petrol so wait here''
The boys: ''Ok''
-While Chef is gone a car jacker appears-
Cartman: ''That guy was in the news this morning''
Stan: ''Be queit or he'll hear you''
Kyle: ''Too late''
Car jacker: (Aims gun at them) ''OUTTA THE CAR''
Kenny: ''Oh no!''
Car jacker: (Shoots Kenny)
Stan: ''Oh my God he killed Kenny!''
Kyle: ''You bastard!''
Cartman: ''Aw crap''
-The boys get out of the car-
Chef: ''What the hell?''
Cartman: ''WHAT THE f*ck TOOK YOU SO LONG?''
Chef: ''Sorry,I needed to use the toilet''
Car jacker: ''Gimmie the keys to the car NOW''
Chef: ''Ok''
-All of a sudden Cartman hits the car jacker with a plank of wood-
Kyle: ''Good job Cartman''
Stan: ''Thank God thats over''
Cartman: ''Look on the bright side,we missed half of school''

End
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby H_P » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:11 am

dude...

Hate to break it to you, but Chef's kinda... dead :P

Also, his voice actor died in August 2008, two years after he left South Park because of the Scientology scandal :P

Honestly, get your facts together before writing a fanfic.

Also, South Park is in Colorado which is in America. "Petrol" is "Gas" over here.

Not meaning to sound like an anal douchebag (wow, that came out wrong), but the only dead character you can use is Kenny. Chef is now Darth Chef, a robot used for molesting children (the real Chef fell off a bridge, was impaled by a rock, then ripped apart by wild animals)
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby King Of Canada » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:28 am

H_P wrote:dude...

Hate to break it to you, but Chef's kinda... dead :P

Also, his voice actor died in August 2008, two years after he left South Park because of the Scientology scandal :P

Honestly, get your facts together before writing a fanfic.

Also, South Park is in Colorado which is in America. "Petrol" is "Gas" over here.

Not meaning to sound like an anal douchebag (wow, that came out wrong), but the only dead character you can use is Kenny. Chef is now Darth Chef, a robot used for molesting children (the real Chef fell off a bridge, was impaled by a rock, then ripped apart by wild animals)


Darth Chef was a one time thing actually.
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby H_P » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:55 am

Yeah, but we can assume that's who he is since that's where we last saw him.
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:45 pm

Story number 3: A new boy part 1

-Classroom-
Mr Garrison: ''Ok children lets take our seats''
Kids: (Keep on talking and running about the classroom)
Mr Garrison: ''SHUT THE f*ck UP YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!''
Kids: (Completly stunned)
Stan: ''Whoa dude!''
Mr Garrison: ''Please welcome our new student''
Cartman: ''Holy crap,another one?''
Mr Garrison: ''His name is Matthew Connolly''
Matthew: (Walks in) ''Uh hi everyone''
Kyle: (Whispering to Kenny) ''He seems really shy''
Kenny: ''I agree''
Mr Garrison: ''I'll be right back class,the principal wants to see me''
Matthew: (Sits next to Kenny) ''Hi''
Kenny: ''Hey dude''
-Principals office-
Principal Victoria: ''Mr Garrison,you have more new students''
Mr Garrison: ''Oh for the love of God''
Principal Victoria: ''Their names are Ryan Mullen,Abigail O'Neill,Leandro Ramos and Matthew Long''
-Classroom-
Cartman: ''So Matthew,just to get it outta the way... are you Jewish?''
Matthew: ''No''
Cartman: ''Mexican?''
Matthew: ''No''
Cartman: ''Good''
Kyle: ''Stop being racist fatass''
Matthew: ''Yeah f*ck up''
Stan ''Wow I like this kid''

To be continued
Note: Matthew Connolly is based on me as that is my real name,and he is basically a south park version of me.
.Abigail,Ryan,Leandro and Matthew Long are my real life friends.In the story I have a crush on Abigail as I do in real life.

Ps: Cartman is actually one of my fav characters,I just rip on him so Stan and Kyle will like the new kid.
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:46 pm

A new boy part 2

-Classroom-
Mr Garrison: (Has just introduced the other new students)
Kenny: ''So,where are you from?''
Matthew Connolly: ''Cookstown''
Cartman: ''That Abigail chick is butt-ugly''
Matthew: ''Shut up fatass''
Cartman: ''Aw,has wittle Matthew got a crush?''
Matthew: (Punches Cartman and takes him to the ground) ''SHUT IT!''
Kyle: ''Whoa dude''
Kenny and Stan: (Break up the fight)
Ryan: ''Yo Matthew''
Stan: ''You two know each other?''
Ryan: ''Yeah we know Leandro,Matthew Long and Abigail too''
Cartman: ''Oh the ugly chick''
Matthew Connolly: ''Piece of sh*t!'' (Takes Cartman down again)
Ryan: ''Cool'' (Laughs)
Kenny: ''Matthew is kicking the sh*t outta Cartman'' (Cheers)
Cartman: (Punches Matthew and throws him into a desk)
Cartman: ''Bring it assh*le!''
Ryan,Leandro: ''f*ck him up Matthew!''

To be continued
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:11 am

H_P wrote:dude...

Hate to break it to you, but Chef's kinda... dead :P

Also, his voice actor died in August 2008, two years after he left South Park because of the Scientology scandal :P

Honestly, get your facts together before writing a fanfic.

Also, South Park is in Colorado which is in America. "Petrol" is "Gas" over here.

Not meaning to sound like an anal douchebag (wow, that came out wrong), but the only dead character you can use is Kenny. Chef is now Darth Chef, a robot used for molesting children (the real Chef fell off a bridge, was impaled by a rock, then ripped apart by wild animals)


I know he's dead,I just wanted to use him,Its MY FANFIC so I can do whatever I want in it
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:37 am

Announcement: Abigail,Ryan,Leandro,Matthew Connolly,Matthew Long and their famlies will become main characters.
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby xXturr3tb0yXx » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:30 pm

dude,the part when cartman gets into a fight with that matthew kid is awesome,i wud wanna c that episode,but make cartman beat the crap outta him and show that hes not taking it anymore :P then make wendy fight the "ugly chik" the day after cartman fought matthew,then let em scream GIRL FIGHT like he did while timmy and jimmy were fighting.it wud be a good reminder to the older episodes,the new kids and their parents vs south park kids/parents,and at the end they get chased out of town xD i wud replay that episode the entire day :P
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:39 pm

A new boy part 3

Matthew Connolly: ''Just say sorry''
Cartman: ''Never!'' (Gets a chair and whacks Matthew with it)
Matthew C: ''OW'' (Falls)
Mr Garrison: ''Break it up!''
Ryan,Stan,Kyle,Kenny,Leandro and Matthew Long seperate them.

- Break time -
Abigail: (Walking up to some girls) ''Hey''
Bebe: ''Get lost''
Wendy: ''Don't be so hard on her Bebe''
Abigail: (Walks away dejected)

- Wendys house,night -
Wendy: (Thinking) ''What if the new girl tries to steal Stan from me?''
-The phone rings-
Wendy: ''Hello?''
Stan: ''Hey Wendy''
Wendy: ''Oh hi Stan''
Stan: ''I'm going with Abigail to the cinema tommorrow,wanna come?''
Wendy: ''I'll decide later'' (Hangs up)
Wendy: ''I was right!''

-School-
Wendy: ''Hey Abigail?''
Abigail: ''Yeah?''
Wendy: ''Can I talk to you?''
Abigail: ''Sure''
-Somewhere in the playground-
Abigail: (Has her back turned to Wendy)
Wendy: ''So you invited Stan to the cinema?''
Abigail: ''Yeah do you wanna come?''
Wendy: (Hits Abigail from behind and dumps her into a bin) ''Take that bitch!''
Cartman: (Walking around the corner) ''GIRL FIGHT!''
Wendy: ''I'm outta here'' (Runs away)
Cartman: ''Oh never mind''

To be continued....
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Dibil » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:41 pm

xXturr3tb0yXx wrote:dude,the part when cartman gets into a fight with that matthew kid is awesome,i wud wanna c that episode,but make cartman beat the crap outta him and show that hes not taking it anymore :P then make wendy fight the "ugly chik" the day after cartman fought matthew,then let em scream GIRL FIGHT like he did while timmy and jimmy were fighting.it wud be a good reminder to the older episodes,the new kids and their parents vs south park kids/parents,and at the end they get chased out of town xD i wud replay that episode the entire day :P

I used your Girl fight idea,hope you don't mind
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby Kickbuttprincess85 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:07 am

at bus stop
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and (my fan fic character) Jasper are standing at the bus stop.
Cartman: Dudes I think we have a test at school today!
Kyle: Yeah fat-ass! Mrs. Garrison has been talking about it for days, stupid.
Jasper: You are so gonna fail Cartman.
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah dumbass.
Cartman: Eh, SHUT UP KENNY!
Stan: Kenny and Jasper are right, your gonna fail.
Cartman: Not if my best friends help me. (Looks evil)
Jasper: We're not gonna help you pass r-tard!
Kyle: Yeah just fail.
Cartman: Fine. Bye Mexican and bye Jew!
Jasper: I'M NOT A MEXICAN!
-BUS COMES-
-Kids get on bus-
End. (Mainly because i dont wanna rite no more.)
TO BE CONTINUED :D
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Re: My South Park Stories

Postby jewlover » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:32 am

The new kid story is genious! i love the story, i wish i could see it! in my fan fic, a new chic Kera (me) moves in and Wendy gets pissed off in mine too cause all the guys like her, including stan. but then they become friends after Kera gets together with Kyle.
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