Family Guy quotes

[203177]

"i gotta stop taking my baths during peters schanagans."

[AngusMcTavish]

Peter (entering boss' office): Is this where I get a poop pass for the executive bathroom?

Boss: Sit down, Peter. We need to talk.

Peter: Oh, well, you better make it quick, 'cause I'm starting to crown.

[203177]

"shes the jerk."

[evilcupcake72]

"We're going to Texas for religous tollerance, that's like trying to get Sneakers O' Tool to take his sneakers off"

[203177]

"shipoopi shipoopi the girl is hard to get."

[AngusMcTavish]

(Adam West goes to a psychic)

AW: Can you answer me just one question?

Psychic (Estelle): Yes.

(pause)

AW: Thank you. (leaves)

[triplemultiplex]

^^

The FG haters would love this weeks episode; in that it gives them a good excuse to rip on the show for doing something South Park did. When Brian coaches Peter into being a psychic to persuade Lois as to the implausibility of psychics, even I could only think; "Wow, just like Biggest Douche."

To be fair, it was only the b-story in an episode where the main plot revolves around Chris dating a girl with Downs Syndrome.

[Jake, M'kay?]

To be fair, it was only the b-story in an episode where the main plot revolves around Chris dating a girl with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, that sounds... horrible.

[203177]

i saw that it was very offensive in my opinion.

"chris where have you been?"

" i don't know."

[seamus yarr]

Chris starts swinging his shirt around and then the peado guy is watching on a ladder then he faints and the ladder falls over

[AngusMcTavish]

Chris, don't you know about the bird?
MEG!! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!!

[BRMBug]

I've been trying to figure out for weeks how I could quote that episode w/o writing paragraphs and paragraphs.
ba-ba-ba bird, bird, bird, bird is the word. I said a-bird-bird-bird, bird is the word...

[203177]

"aww in the kitchen meg."

[AngusMcTavish]

"shipoopi shipoopi the girl is hard to get."

Tom Brady: Dammit, Griffin! I said "No showboating!"

[203177]

"eww a bandaid."