The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

[The_Towelie_Connection]

so this morning my hot water heater wigged out on me a little and there was no even medium to the temperature of my shower...my choices were: "cold" and "who wants macaroni?" lol

It's not really a "hot water heater", just a "water heater"

[lisa8476]

well which ever you call it, it still f*ckin sucked

[ShaneHaughey]

I got beaned in the head with a baseball today at like 8AM and had to got to the hospital. That was funny as hell.

[lisa8476]

phys ed?

[ShaneHaughey]

No, Early morning baseball practice. I heard that Alex Derguniv was arrested, and that would make sense because he is kinda on one of my enemies "gangs", but, really, what a dumbass; I am the best player who tried out on the last day of tryouts and made thje team and into the number 3 slot on the lineup!



AKA: I kick mucha ass!...plus, I am the second best defensive catcher.

[Killahertz9]

So are you a pitcher or a catcher Shane?

[ShaneHaughey]

Catcher, but I can pitch in releif.

[Killahertz9]

Catcher, but I can pitch in releif.

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[SheikYerbouti]

LOL!

[M00ndragon69]

Shane, do you realize what you just said?

[ShaneHaughey]

You are a sick bastard!lololololol.
Yes, after he was laughing.

The team is really, really, weak on pitching, so I might start a game or two.

[SheikYerbouti]

Double entendres crack me up.

[Killahertz9]

You are a sick bastard!lololololol.
Yes, after he was laughing.

The team is really, really, weak on pitching, so I might start a game or two.

Your a good sport shane, I was just joking.

[ShaneHaughey]

Our #1 Starter:David Ferran. Good, but would struggle as a #2 on most teams. Not speedy, but can place his pitches perfectly.
#2: B.J Simmons. No, not that BJS from that college team. He can throw faster than anyone else, but could'nt hit the broadside of a barn.
#3: Alex Derguniv. f*cker. He has no strengths, but can throw a variety of pitches...or could, depending if he gets in trouble.
#4: Tony Something/ Me/ Leon Kollon. He sucks. I am a releif pitcher. Leon is the closer.
I can throw harder than BJ for 1 inning, then i run out of steam and start to lose control and start walking people. I have a good curveball, though, and I can throw a slider and a sinker, but not well.

1B-Craig Anderson- second tallest next to me, he is like John Olerud; wont hit many HR, but will bat .320
2B-Tony something- He is our best contact hitter, will easily hit .340 and steal many bases.
SS- B.J. Simmons- He is our second best power hitter, though he'll hit .250. Good thing: He is a switchy!
3B- Anthony Cicora/Me- If I pitch, or catch, Anthony plays third. He cant hit worth a crap, but he is the king of the infield. He wont make any errors.
Me, I am by far the best hitter on the team, and i play a good 3B.
C- Nathaniel Jacobsen/Me- This guy is 5'10, and weighs 350.....'nuff said. He is f*cking great behind the plate, but i doubt he'll hit .200. I am very, very good behind the plate, but not good as him. I do, however, work the pitcher better.
LF/RF/CF- Cody Duncan, Quendell Bacon, and Travis somthing. All are fast and can field as well as the others at all three, so they will probably switch between the three. Cody can hit well, Quendell is smart and plays the situation, and Travis is a good all around hitter.

Projected lineup:
1.Tony Something
2. Craig Anderson.
3. Shane Haughey.
4. B.J. Simmons.
5. Travis.
6.Cody Duncan.
7. Quendell Bacon
8. Anthony Cicora/ Jacobsen.*
9. Whoever is pitching.
*Depends on where I play.*

[M00ndragon69]

Wow, this thread is 100 pages long.