The "Screw This Place, I'm Leaving" Thread

[Pip Tweek]

This is the official thread to disdainfully announce that you are fed up with the BBS and are leaving forever.

Here's my poast:

I can no longer tolerate the lack of a Kyle emoticon. This is unacceptable, so I'm leaving forever or until one is made. And his hat better be the right shade of green!

Now it's your turn to mock the defectors by creating your own trifling justifications for abandoning the BBS!

Good times!

[Big-Will]

I see drama bombs exploding all over the place. And I don't think leaving the board just because Kyle isn't among the smileys will make the admins add him. It's been nice knowing you though. Ciao.

[Kensuke]

I got a threatening letter telling me to leave the forums immediately or else a giant cola machine will rape me while I sleep, so I'm going on an adventure to find the source of the letter and destroy the sender, but I may not be back. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!

Oh, and also, someone called me an assh*le and it upset me.

[ShaneHaughey]

I see drama bombs exploding all over the place. And I don't think leaving the board just because Kyle isn't among the smileys will make the admins add him. It's been nice knowing you though. Ciao.

His post dripped with sarcasm; either he isn't leaving and is making light of it, or he is leaving and PT the Normal and Wise was killed and we see an impostor.

[Pip Tweek]

Kensuke has the right idea.

But BW is rightfully concerned that a flame war could potentially erupt in a thread like this, so to keep things civilized, you can't blame any other forum member for making you "leave"

[Big-Will]

Kensuke has the right idea.

Ah, I see. Carry on then.

[Just_Jackie]

Skaaaaarew you guys, I'm goin' home!

[nwt000]

The sad lack of gender diversity on the show has forced me to leave this board.

[Pip Tweek]

Yeah that!

Also, this website is actually operated by the U.S. government and they're keeping tabs on the fans by secretly installing software on our computers that records and transmits our brainwave patterns to a secret base on Mars so they can learn how to remotely take over the world!

Well here's one mark they won't snag so easily! I'm outta here!

[Niels0827]

[ShaneHaughey]

Big-Will touched me inappropriately and I can not take seeing his name anymore. I am leaving.

[Pip Tweek]

This picture offends me, and that was the last straw. I'm now closing my browser window with the most self-righteous click of indignity I can muster.

So long, jerk!

[angeldeb82]

This site is too slow, and it sometimes freezes and crashes whenever I click on a link in this site! I'll still be able to visit the site through Firefox, just not through IE8!

[nwt000]

Too many fart jokes went too far and broke my heart. Adios, motherfuckers!

[Big-Will]

Big-Will touched me inappropriately and I can not take seeing his name anymore. I am leaving.

Damn, you should leave for violating the thread...

you can't blame any other forum member for making you "leave"