The "Screw This Place, I'm Leaving" Thread

[Peg]

I'm leaving 'cause Niels's insulin needles have been stolen.

[Niels0827]

I'm leaving 'cause Niels's insulin needles have been stolen.

THEY'VE BEEN WHAT!? GAH!!!!! FML!!!!!!!!

[Peg]

I'm leaving because Niels is almost dead. Nine one one? Someone?

[Niels0827]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BRMBug]

I'm leaving because the little goblin that lives in my nose is in need of more lotion.

[Pip Tweek]

I stopped doing drugs and now I'm too good for all of you dweebs.*


* It would be funny if it wasn't actually posted.

[Kensuke]

I'm leaving because I got that rainbow feel, but the rainbow has a beard.

[triplemultiplex]

The site f*cks up on premiere nights sometimes.
The best cuss words get censored by the board's script.
I can't change my sig pic without loosing it forever.
I can't give my avatar an emotion in a post and still have it holding on to the beer mug.
There are too many crybabies whining about how every episode sucks now.
There are too many trolls and spam and n00bs and ... (blast, what are some other negative internet nouns? I'll make one up:) ... too many tweebs. They really piss me off.
Every episode is movie parody.
Every episode has the boys jet-setting around the world.
Every episode is about Cartman.
or Randy Marsh.
Every episode sucks now.
I never see that one character that only I give a sh*t about.
They made fun of my one sacred cow.
Those cool people aren't on the forum any more.
I don't like this font.
I miss the old female voice actors.
The show is too high tech now.
People keep bringing up that stupid South Park vs. Family Guy bullsh*t.
My butt itches.
I want longer commentaries on the DVDs.
And finally, I waste way too much valuable time on SPS that could be spent jacking off to internet porn.

So I'M LEAVING!!
FOREVER!!&$%$^%#!!!

[zzyzx 1]

I'll leave because the internet really hates us. I'll come back in awhile, though, as T&P clued me into:

What T &P have to say

[AxayPaulene]

I'm leaving because the little goblin that lives in my nose is in need of more lotion.

That reminds me of a book I read when I was 10, called The Nose From Jupiter

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I'm leaving because there are too many posts on why people are leaving!!! GAHHHH!!!

[Thunderhorse]

I'm leaving because I found a Family Guy forum. Also, You all have no dignity.

Toodles.

[zzyzx 1]

I'm leaving because I found a Family Guy forum. Also, You all have no dignity.

Toodles.

I'm leaving because I found a Teletubbie forum. Teletubbies rock! Who needs South Park?

http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/teletubbyland.html

Even Mr. Garrison liked the Teletubbies when Garrison was high in episode 204 - Ike's Wee-Wee.

[Pip Tweek]

I'm leaving because the author of this thread pisses me off.

[Niels0827]

I'm leaving beause I agree with you!

[Pip Tweek]

I'm leaving because nobody likes me.