The "Screw This Place, I'm Leaving" Thread

[Pip Tweek]

I stopped doing drugs and now I'm too good for all of you dweebs.*


* It would be funny if it wasn't actually posted.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch, you get the special title of dweebette.


I'm leaving cause my dick looks like a seahorse.

I'm not leaving. I'm just going to troll the place instead of moving on with my life. It just seems like a better use of my time.

[That God Damn Moose]

I stopped doing drugs and now I'm too good for all of you dweebs.*


* It would be funny if it wasn't actually posted.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch, you get the special title of dweebette.


I'm leaving cause my dick looks like a seahorse.

I'm not leaving. I'm just going to troll the place instead of moving on with my life. It just seems like a better use of my time.

Whatever floats your boat.

[Kensuke]

I'm leaving because some man with a tall hat and a monocle offered me candy if I did.

[Niels0827]

I'm leaving because I'm one of very few regulars that hasn't changed their avatar!

[Wii fit man]

I stopped doing drugs and now I'm too good for all of you dweebs.*


* It would be funny if it wasn't actually posted.

Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch, you get the special title of dweebette.


I'm leaving cause my dick looks like a seahorse.

I'm not leaving. I'm just going to troll the place instead of moving on with my life. It just seems like a better use of my time.

..PT?

The first two words that come to my mind are "crap" and "spewing".

I thought you made this thread to be a joke, but you're turning it into a crusade against people.

I like you, but wow.

Anyway, I'm leaving because Kensuke isn't looking at me. He's closing his eyes. AM I UGLY???

[Your Moms Fav Person]

I'm leaving because your mom won't return my calls

[zzyzx 1]

Screw This Place, I'm Leaving.

But as Gov. Schwarzenegger said in Terminator I:

"I'll be back"

[Pip Tweek]

I thought you made this thread to be a joke, but you're turning it into a crusade against people.

I did it to take the piss at the trend of announcing leaving in a way that denigrates the community but then continuing to post.

I'm leaving because this thread is falling apart and I feel just terrible about it. I'm going to log off now and brood silently for several minutes.

[zzyzx 1]

I thought you made this thread to be a joke, but you're turning it into a crusade against people.

I did it to take the piss at the trend of announcing leaving in a way that denigrates the community but then continuing to post.

I'm leaving because this thread is falling apart and I feel just terrible about it. I'm going to log off now and brood silently for several minutes.

I'm leaving to get PT a few boxes of Kleenex so he can blow his nose during his brooding and feel better

Then, as Gov. Schwarzenegger has said: "I'll be back."

[Kensuke]

I'm leaving because Zzyzx just quoted Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I'll be back" twice.

And also because Wii is complaining about my closed eyes, even though he can just simply enjoy this picture of my handing my man chowder to the gods:

[Wii fit man]

I'm leaving because Zzyzx just quoted Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I'll be back" twice.

And also because Wii is complaining about my closed eyes, even though he can just simply enjoy this picture of my handing my man chowder to the gods:

What. The. Hell. If image sigs weren't dead, that would be mine. No questions asked.

I'm leaving because zzyzx is too happy.

[Pip Tweek]

And yea, the Lord thus accepted Kensuke's offering of the prodigious, gallon-sized bucket of man chowder and saw that it was good.

"All good things come to man," spake the Almighty, "as surely as all good men shall come upon me. That was a little joke there, heh heh."

Kensuke descended from the hill back down to the village where he would be proclaimed a saint for his offerings that would produce a bountiful harvest in the fall and induce divine protection from rogue bands of evil robot albatross.

Every year henceforth, the Celebration of the Manchowder would become a holy tradition. In honor of this day, a feast of oyster crackers and clam gumbo would be had.

I'm leaving in order to stop myself from writing any more of this...

[That God Damn Moose]

I did it to take the piss at the trend of announcing leaving in a way that denigrates the community but then continuing to post.

I can't help but notice that you're the only one complaining about this matter. So when you say "community", do you mean yourself?
I said dweeb, not fag, not wanker. I was not the first to leave and then post, and I won't be the last, so take a hint.

[Niels0827]

I'm leaving because I can't tell who's being sarcastic and who's not!

[Kensuke]

I'm leaving because I got carried off by a giant hawk.