The Official Red Discussion Thread thru Season 20

[nwt000]

A place to talk about Red, our favorite red-haired girl on the show. I think she needs more screen time and lines.

[203177]

she's a bg character but i agree

[Niels0827]

How many lines has she had since the show began? Like...three? Four? Really???

[nwt000]

How many lines has she had since the show began? Like...three? Four? Really???

Probably somewhere in between thirty and sixty lines.

[Niels0827]

Alright, sure. Except, that's still nothing at all. Take out one-word lines and you probably got half that.

[nwt000]

Alright, sure. Except, that's still nothing at all. Take out one-word lines and you probably got half that.

Her biggest roles was in Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, where she had 19 lines, which was in the top ten of characters that spoke in that ep. She had a pretty great "whore" outfit in that one. She also had roles in Marjorine, The List, Elementary School Musical (in fact she's on the wallpaper), and Eat, Pray, Queef.

[capt_falcone]

I'd like to see more screen time for Red.

[nwt000]

I wish there was a Red plush so I could stroke her trademark red hair and hug her for hours. Yes, I just said that.

[seamus yarr]

I wish there was a Red plush so I could stroke her trademark red hair and hug her for hours. Yes, I just said that.

do we need any more evidence? we can now conclude that you are indeed a pedo

[nwt000]

I wish there was a Red plush so I could stroke her trademark red hair and hug her for hours. Yes, I just said that.

do we need any more evidence? we can now conclude that you are indeed a pedo

Sticks and stones may break my bones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Maybe if it were a talkng plush, whenever you would squeeze her stomach or hand, she would go "Oh God!"

[King Of Canada]

She had a pretty great "whore" outfit

Umm, and why do you think that?

I wish there was a Red plush so I could stroke her trademark red hair and hug her for hours. Yes, I just said that.

OMG Now he's saying he wants to stroke her hair and hug her for hours! Why is it that you only listen to the nostalgia critic, he's joking, when meanwhile I think this guys going to try to find a child who looks like this character to do this stuff he described too! Hurry the f*ck up!!!

[nwt000]

She had a pretty great "whore" outfit

Umm, and why do you think that?

The Fishnets really stood out among the fourth-graders.

I wish there was a Red plush so I could stroke her trademark red hair and hug her for hours. Yes, I just said that.

OMG Now he's saying he wants to stroke her hair and hug her for hours! Why is it that you only listen to the nostalgia critic, he's joking, when meanwhile I think this guys going to try to find a child who looks like this character to do this stuff he described too! Hurry the f*ck up!!![/quote]
I won't do anything to any kids, I just want a plush Red. I also think she would go well with Kyle.

[King Of Canada]

I won't do anything to any kids, I just want a plush Red. I also think she would go well with Kyle.

So your going to pretend Kyle and Red are having sex. You pervy bastard.

Oh yeah, a heads up. I just contacted a private detective in your area, and he's going to come to your house, rip off your ball, and beat you into a juiceless pulp. Sort off like in Sin City, but much less artistic.

[iloveyouguys]

I won't do anything to any kids, I just want a plush Red. I also think she would go well with Kyle.

So your going to pretend Kyle and Red are having sex. You pervy bastard.

It should be "you're"

[King Of Canada]

Seriously nwt, get a girlfriend. Then again, I don't think most chicks want to go out with a guy who fantasizes about stroking a nine year olds hair. Your so desensitized by all this Loli sh*t. Go outside and socialize.