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What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
Just a thought.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
Every country would have an obesity epidemic.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
There would basically be no world
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
seamus yarr wrote:it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!
No.
Everyone would die.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
As much as I love Cartman, if he ruled the world it would be horrible. Jews would be killed or forced into slavery (which for some would be a good thing); anyone who Cartman disliked would be tortured, killed, or forced into slavery; and he would force his ideals on everyone. I could go into further, smaller details, but this is a Forum thread, not an essay paper. Damn, I hate agreeing with Wii fit man! 

Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
*See what happened in Wacky Molestation Adventure and multiply it by 1000*
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
He did manage to keep an intact society in "Wacky Molestation Adventure" (Somewhat). iloveyouguys, whose comment are you laughing at?
Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
well he would get stupid racist people to do stuff for him. but eventually the world would get so bad that a revolution would happen and the smart good people would be no match for the ignorant racist people and end in cartmans assassination. I would not be surprised if stan and/or kyle were involved in the assassination.
one more thing when you say this you speak of Armageddon.

one more thing when you say this you speak of Armageddon.
Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
if cartman rules the world i would do the if russia attack.building a militia and fight for freedom
Fortis cadere, cedere non potest.
The brave may fall, but cannot yield. roman proverb
Fortis cadere, cedere non potest.
The brave may fall, but cannot yield. roman proverb
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
i'd oficially pack my bags and join the army.
Who wants a super delish candy with a superextracalifragilistic rapeinduhass?
Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
He would later wake up and find out that he is just a fat assh*le and will never rule the world.
It would be hella better if towelie ruled the world. The old season 5 towelie, not the new one. We would finally get rid of the towel problem. That's the most important thing. I mean we all want a towel. We always forget the towels. We stay wet, that's bad. We must remember to bring a towel. Oh, yeah, and he would legalize marijuana.
It would be hella better if towelie ruled the world. The old season 5 towelie, not the new one. We would finally get rid of the towel problem. That's the most important thing. I mean we all want a towel. We always forget the towels. We stay wet, that's bad. We must remember to bring a towel. Oh, yeah, and he would legalize marijuana.
Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
Um All Jews Would Be locked in cage and and held above lava in airprt hilton and server comes and asks if everythings allright like in the ginger episode
Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world
If Cartman ruled the world then things would be similar to the real world we live in today. People would lose their freedom and himself, and his close (powerful) friends would would become wealthy beyond belief.
Oh. He would still play with teddybears. They would be his advisors.
Oh. He would still play with teddybears. They would be his advisors.
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