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Favorite line of the series

Postby South Park96 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:06 pm

Kyle: (about the nurse) "And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled!"

Totally awesome line
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby BRMBug » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:17 pm

Mine has to be from Pre-School, when the boys decide they need to get some protection from Trent Boyett, and Cartman says "HOW ARE CONDOMS GOING TO HELP US!!!" :lol:
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby VACOOLA » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:11 am


Eric Cartman in "Cartmanland"
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby dr_house » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:51 am

kick you squa'r in the nuts
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby 203177 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:28 am

i dunno this is very hard.
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby TwistedGold » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:20 am

My favorite line of the series is in "The Losing Edge", it is a quote by Butters:

"It's okay to lose, but if you don't try, well, you're grounded mister!"

Thought that was pure comedy!
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby Zorenic » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:10 pm

Simple and amazing:

" 'dey took yerr' jowb!! "

That is all.
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby furrybutch » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:50 pm

Kyle "When are we going to get to some action,huh?!"
in the NAMBLA ep
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:01 pm

Stan to Jon Edwards: You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind!
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby Nilosch » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:57 pm

Mr.Garrison: And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," not to be confused with a "mongoloid" like the actor, Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby IKyman » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:45 pm

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Classic old school SP line :D
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby jba8472 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:48 am

"F*ck, sh*t, c*ck, *ss, t*tt*es, b*ner, b*tch, m*ff, p*ssy, c*nt, butth*le, B*rbra Stre*sand!!"

And if we are excluding Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, then I would have to go with "So Jesus was made of crackers?", also spoken by Eric Cartman, but in the episode "Do the Handicapped go to Hell?" from Season 4.
"So Jesus was made of crackers?"
--Eric Cartman
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby zzyzx 1 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:59 am

I have so many favorite lines; i put many of them in the other thread, favorite south park quotes here: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=38263&hilit=+favorite+quotes&start=0

But for now, I'll give two:

Cartman to Butters in Super Fun Time: "Butters, you've got to learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it."

And my favorite from Starvin' Marvin in Space:

Kyle: "Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars."

Marklar: "Young marklar, your marklars are wise and true."
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby nwt000 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:10 am

Here is an important lesson from the show: Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!
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Re: Favorite line of the series

Postby Zazaban » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:47 am

First one that comes to mind;

Kyle: Because fatass, you're stupid enough to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for ten bucks!
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