Favorite line of the series

[South Park96]

Kyle: (about the nurse) "And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled!"

Totally awesome line

[BRMBug]

Mine has to be from Pre-School, when the boys decide they need to get some protection from Trent Boyett, and Cartman says "HOW ARE CONDOMS GOING TO HELP US!!!"

[VACOOLA]

"Line? LINE?! I HATE LINES!"

Eric Cartman in "Cartmanland"

[dr_house]

kick you squa'r in the nuts

[203177]

i dunno this is very hard.

[TwistedGold]

My favorite line of the series is in "The Losing Edge", it is a quote by Butters:

"It's okay to lose, but if you don't try, well, you're grounded mister!"

Thought that was pure comedy!

[Zorenic]

Simple and amazing:

" 'dey took yerr' jowb!! "

That is all.

[furrybutch]

Kyle "When are we going to get to some action,huh?!"
in the NAMBLA ep

[Pip Tweek]

Stan to Jon Edwards: You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind!

[Nilosch]

Mr.Garrison: And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," not to be confused with a "mongoloid" like the actor, Nicholas Cage.

[IKyman]

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Classic old school SP line

[jba8472]

"F*ck, sh*t, c*ck, *ss, t*tt*es, b*ner, b*tch, m*ff, p*ssy, c*nt, butth*le, B*rbra Stre*sand!!"

And if we are excluding Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, then I would have to go with "So Jesus was made of crackers?", also spoken by Eric Cartman, but in the episode "Do the Handicapped go to Hell?" from Season 4.

[zzyzx 1]

I have so many favorite lines; i put many of them in the other thread, favorite south park quotes here: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=38263&hilit=+favorite+quotes&start=0

But for now, I'll give two:

Cartman to Butters in Super Fun Time: "Butters, you've got to learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it."

And my favorite from Starvin' Marvin in Space:

Kyle: "Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars."

Marklar: "Young marklar, your marklars are wise and true."

[nwt000]

Here is an important lesson from the show: Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger!

[Zazaban]

First one that comes to mind;

Kyle: Because fatass, you're stupid enough to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for ten bucks!