What do you call Eric Cartman?

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Postby BRMBug » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:40 pm

Big-Will wrote:Superfatass

LOOK! UP in the pantry! It's a Walrus! It's a Hippo! No, it's Super-Fatass!!!
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Big-Will » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:06 pm

Yes, it's Superfatass, strange visitor from another kitchen, who comes to us with amazing eating powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal boys. Superfatass, who can change the shape of school benches, crack wooden stages with his big buttl and who, disguised as Eric Cartman, Mel-Gibson-worshiping fourth-grader from South Park Elementary, wages a never-ending battle for Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, and the big-boned way!
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby IKyman » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:31 pm

I always called him E.C :lol:
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:39 am

I'm not demented enough to hate a cartoon character, but Cartman has a lot of detestable human qualities.

I would call Cartman a fat, loudmouthed, obnoxious, racist, fascist, duplicitous, self-centered, vicious, paranoid, evil, pathetic, shortsighted, immature, hypocritical, manipulative, weak, offensive, disgusting, disturbed, crybaby sociopath.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Stanluv25 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:19 am

^ That works too 8)
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby BRMBug » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:09 am

Big-Will wrote:Yes, it's Superfatass, strange visitor from another kitchen, who comes to us with amazing eating powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal boys. Superfatass, who can change the shape of school benches, crack wooden stages with his big buttl and who, disguised as Eric Cartman, Mel-Gibson-worshiping fourth-grader from South Park Elementary, wages a never-ending battle for Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, and the big-boned way!

:lol: Ohhh, giggle.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby kennystan305 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:29 pm

IKyman wrote:I always called him E.C :lol:


Call him S.F.

sh*t Face.

lol
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby kennystan305 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:35 pm

Pip Tweek wrote:I'm not demented enough to hate a cartoon character, but Cartman has a lot of detestable human qualities.

I would call Cartman a fat, loudmouthed, obnoxious, racist, fascist, duplicitous, self-centered, vicious, paranoid, evil, pathetic, shortsighted, immature, hypocritical, manipulative, weak, offensive, disgusting, disturbed, crybaby sociopath.



That must be the best explonation on this thread to describe fatass.

That deserves an emmy.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Diabeteth » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:14 am

Big-Will wrote:Yes, it's Superfatass, strange visitor from another kitchen, who comes to us with amazing eating powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal boys. Superfatass, who can change the shape of school benches, crack wooden stages with his big buttl and who, disguised as Eric Cartman, Mel-Gibson-worshiping fourth-grader from South Park Elementary, wages a never-ending battle for Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, and the big-boned way!

If I was sitting in a chair, I would have fallen out of it as I laughed at that. :lol:

Me, I usually think of him as just Cartman. Or fatass. Although I'm also partial to fat tits. You know, the nickname we learned in the Museum of Tolerance.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby VACOOLA » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:45 am

THAT SKINNY KID WITH THE REALLY BIG BONES, or simply WIDE LOAD.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby BRMBug » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:07 am

My answer to "I'm just big-boned" is always, "Yeah, and there's some big-ass meat on them bones!"
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Freddy Fittler » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:19 am

Wendy's Bitch.

Or Eric Tennorman.
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby FuckBitches » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:26 am

I always liked 'Fat tits' lol
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby Angie Pansy » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:48 pm

I don't have a specific name for him...I just call him hilarious. XP
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Re: What do you call Eric Cartman?

Postby lollirot » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:59 pm

Uber Duber Uberest Jumbo Fatass that is Jumbo Duber Uber Sized ^^
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