...the person above

[AngusMcTavish]

Mmmm, cake-spelunking...

It may be my birthday today, but as we strike it rich in our cake-spelunking expedition, I share the motherload with you and EVERYONE ELSE on these boards.

Wait a minute...This is FOOL'S CAKE! The cake is a lie!!

[That God Damn Moose]

I tell you that I'll be back and give some money so you can buy a can of Chef Boyardee.

[iloveyouguys]

I dig a tunnel to China, then use its communist powers to lure you to me and then I ATTACK...with love. Love is a slang term I use that means sniper rifles.

[AngusMcTavish]

It's been a while since I last posted after you, so I "welcome you back" with a bear hug!

[iloveyouguys]

I also give you a bear hug and others see and join in. It's like fight club, but instead of fights, we give each other bear hugs.

[AngusMcTavish]

I'll have to ask you, then...

What's the first rule? Are we allowed to tell anyone about the Bear Hug Club?

[iloveyouguys]

Unfortunately, no. Also, the second rule is a bit redundant, but it gets the point across.

[BRMBug]

i bake yuo an caek.

[canswer]

I grant you abc check, and give you an orange clock filled with orange-y flavored goodness!

[iloveyouguys]

I give you an F. For fai---antasic!

[canswer]

I give you a "bitch, that's right."

[That God Damn Moose]

I start throwing cats at you and in all directions.

[Thunderhorse]

I launch a trash can at you using THE POWER OF MAGNETISM!

[canswer]

I fling my dog's poo at you.

[KennyKicksAss]

I use my magic powers to turn you into tobacco so I can make a roll-up.