What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

[Zazaban]

Last time I checked there's no rule against repetitive threads.

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5. Check to see if a topic exists before starting a new one! It is always better to post in an existing topic.

[BRMBug]

5. Check to see if a topic exists before starting a new one! It is always better to post in an existing topic.

Yeah, but if it's been dead for a year, a new one would be okay.

[acrestare]

I don't feel as if it is my duty to go out of my way to check if a certain topic exists before posting one. I should be able to post whatever I please in this forum as long as it is South Park related should I not? If what I am doing violates some kind of southpark studios rule please indicate what it is.

[Zazaban]

5. Check to see if a topic exists before starting a new one! It is always better to post in an existing topic.

Yeah, but if it's been dead for a year, a new one would be okay.

Really? I could have sworn I've seen it recently.

[ZeddyP]

Casa Bonita Episode

Kyle:All you ever do is call me names, and rip on me for being jewish.

Cartman: Kyle when have I EVER ripped on you for being a jew?

*FLASHBACKS*

Cartman: Oh yeah well your a stupid Jew.
Your a jew.
SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH.
Good job jew.
Jewwws.
Shut up jew.
YOU are JEWISH.
Dude hes jewish.
JEW!.
Jew.
JEWWWW.
Jew.

Cartman: I told you jewish people dont have rythm

Kyle: F**K OFF CARTMAN!

*End Flashback*

Cartman:......okay except maybe for that one time

[BRMBug]

Really? I could have sworn I've seen it recently.

No, it's been posted in in the last week or so.
I just mean in general, if a thread's been dead for a year, then a new thread on the same subject is alright.

I don't feel as if it is my duty to go out of my way to check if a certain topic exists before posting one. I should be able to post whatever I please in this forum as long as it is South Park related should I not? If what I am doing violates some kind of southpark studios rule please indicate what it is.

Rules Of The BBS

5. Check to see if a topic exists before starting a new one! It is always better to post in an existing topic. (check my signature for link)
5a. If the most recent topic you find is really old, like, the last reply is older than six months, go ahead and make the new topic.

And it's just kinda common sense anyway.

[mattperiolatm]

"Oh yes! Yes! The sweet tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"I'm like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday!"

"Let's back up."

*audience shift*

"Not literally!"

[stilspinin]

Cartman
"I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you Kenny"

[rileysdad99]

"Kevin, godammit!"

[kennthekiller911]

" I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole"
" Muff cabbage"
"You blood belching vagina"
'' Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina''

[203177]

Ah ah ah! You get right upstairs and sing a ballad mr

Just let me go

Go ahead make my day

Can you believe it!? What he just said!? What's the matter with these kids these days? (kids these days nervously)

Kids these daaaaaays! (angrily)

your crazy all of you!

Oh my god did you see that!? It hurt so bad!

What the h is going on here!?

Pull the episode now!

[joshualatu]

My favorite:
''I'm not just sure, I'm HIV postitive.''- Eric Cartman.

Greatings form Holland!

[samsurai]

"screw you quys i'm going home"-eric cartman

[hannahjoo]

"Shablagoo!"

"Looks like a certain kitty kitty is sleeping with Mommy tonight!"

"Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'll keep watch."

"GOBBLES!"

"I need about tree fiddy"

[Antonator6]

"BOYS HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS?"