Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

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herminbean
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Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby herminbean » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:34 pm

What is your favorite South Park joke / punch-line? That one moment that, no matter how many times you see it, it makes you laugh. There are so many to choose from. From Cartman crying in "It's Christmas in Canada"

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To Butters getting a ninja star in his eye in "Good Times With Weapons"

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For me, that moment will always be that final image in "Free Willzyx"

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Now THAT is funny. Leave your favorite moment here.
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whatwouldwedo W/o SP
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby whatwouldwedo W/o SP » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:40 pm

favortie one liner is "Dont say fag it is offensive to butt pirates."

I know its wrong but i laugh every time. :lol:
Ahhhhh hamburgerss!
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BRMBug
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby BRMBug » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:52 am

Mine is from Preschool. The whole "We need to get protection!" "HOW ARE CONDOMS GOING TO HELP US!!?!?!" thing. :lol:
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James--76
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby James--76 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:03 am

Everytime is see NAGGERS being spelt out on wheel of fortune that always makes me laugh.Awkwaaard!
Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and you give Cartman a million dollars?

Cartman: Line? Lines! I HATE LINES!!!
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SomeOddworld
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby SomeOddworld » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:47 pm

"Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dum dum dum dum dum".

Always cracks me up :D
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Dethskulls
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby Dethskulls » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:48 pm

The anti-rainforest song in Rainforest schmainforest!

either that or the ending of Fun With Veal, where the doctor says Stan has vaginitus and saves him from becoming a big pussy with an IV of pure beef blood
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Aw, hamburgers!
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby Aw, hamburgers! » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:54 am

I loved the Pillsbury Dough Boy joke in Funnybot.
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over???
Dough-nuts"
I annoy my mom with the joke all the time :lol: :assface: :assface: :assface:
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BinaryDood
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby BinaryDood » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:36 am

I made a top 10 about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WECEwtgDwcE

My opinion though
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Ex1lepr0
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:32 am

No Kitty!!! That's a bad kitty!!!! :cartmanangry:
Can't we all just get along?
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zzyzx 1
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:45 am

Cartman to Butters towards the end of Season 12's Super Fun Time:

"Butters, you've got to learn to chill.
Life goes by pretty fast.

If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
and do whatever you want all the time,

you could miss it."
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zzyzx 1
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:57 am

Double-Double:

Kyle (from Starvin' Marvin in Space):

"Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars."
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Acehigh
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby Acehigh » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:38 pm

Cartman: "Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina."

Kyle: "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!"

So funny :D
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203177
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby 203177 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:46 pm

when bridon punches his dad them his mom punches him. hahaha!
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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The Silver Banana
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby The Silver Banana » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:15 pm

What about the ending of Tooth Fairy Tats, when Kenny's trying to get out of the water?
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line

Postby aerojockey » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:33 am

The last page of Kenny's will in Best Friends Forever.
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