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Favorite South Park joke / punch-line
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Favorite South Park joke / punch-line
What is your favorite South Park joke / punch-line? That one moment that, no matter how many times you see it, it makes you laugh. There are so many to choose from. From Cartman crying in "It's Christmas in Canada"

To Butters getting a ninja star in his eye in "Good Times With Weapons"

For me, that moment will always be that final image in "Free Willzyx"

Now THAT is funny. Leave your favorite moment here.

To Butters getting a ninja star in his eye in "Good Times With Weapons"

For me, that moment will always be that final image in "Free Willzyx"

Now THAT is funny. Leave your favorite moment here.
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line
favortie one liner is "Dont say fag it is offensive to butt pirates."
I know its wrong but i laugh every time.
I know its wrong but i laugh every time.

Ahhhhh hamburgerss!
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Mine is from Preschool. The whole "We need to get protection!" "HOW ARE CONDOMS GOING TO HELP US!!?!?!" thing. 

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Everytime is see NAGGERS being spelt out on wheel of fortune that always makes me laugh.Awkwaaard!
Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and you give Cartman a million dollars?
Cartman: Line? Lines! I HATE LINES!!!
Cartman: Line? Lines! I HATE LINES!!!
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"Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dum dum dum dum dum".
Always cracks me up
Always cracks me up

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The anti-rainforest song in Rainforest schmainforest!
either that or the ending of Fun With Veal, where the doctor says Stan has vaginitus and saves him from becoming a big pussy with an IV of pure beef blood
either that or the ending of Fun With Veal, where the doctor says Stan has vaginitus and saves him from becoming a big pussy with an IV of pure beef blood
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I loved the Pillsbury Dough Boy joke in Funnybot.
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over???
Dough-nuts"
I annoy my mom with the joke all the time

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over???
Dough-nuts"
I annoy my mom with the joke all the time




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No Kitty!!! That's a bad kitty!!!! 

Can't we all just get along?
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Cartman to Butters towards the end of Season 12's Super Fun Time:
"Butters, you've got to learn to chill.
Life goes by pretty fast.
If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
and do whatever you want all the time,
you could miss it."
"Butters, you've got to learn to chill.
Life goes by pretty fast.
If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
and do whatever you want all the time,
you could miss it."
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Double-Double:
Kyle (from Starvin' Marvin in Space):
"Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars."
Kyle (from Starvin' Marvin in Space):
"Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars."
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Cartman: "Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina."
Kyle: "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!"
So funny
Kyle: "THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!"
So funny

What is the most resilient parasite? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.
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when bridon punches his dad them his mom punches him. hahaha!
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: Favorite South Park joke / punch-line
What about the ending of Tooth Fairy Tats, when Kenny's trying to get out of the water?
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The last page of Kenny's will in Best Friends Forever.
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