The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

[Unassumption]

I am now in District 9.

appropriate name for Stockton, probably less violence in a south African alien labor camp anyway. It hasn't been 22.5 years so I can't say what my evil mind thought up ._.

[BRMBug]

I hate when your butthole itches really bad AFTER a shower, and you go, with a still clean, unshitted up butthole, to the bathroom and wipe it, while still dry, with TP in order to scratch and sooth it, only for it to come back.

I hear a good quality wool pile throw rug helps in that type of situation.

Sorry, I've been watching Wilfred. I saw the season finale and had the urge to go back and catch up on the rest of the series. I'm half way through so far.

Eedit: Wait...

There we go.

[Barack_Obama]

Man.... Why do I have to live here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1KqSiRKS7Q

Like 20 people ran in and robbed the store. 20 people ate the same time, overwhelm the clerk, Op Shock and Awe?

[Wii fit man]

My sleep schedule hates me. I woke up at 4:30 AM this morning, after not being able to fall asleep until 1 AM.

[Unassumption]

Love how the criminals ALL got caught. It's like the riots, they think just because everyone is doing it they won't get caught! Surprised they haven't tried that on your house yet oh wait there's nothing to steal then again they were stealing worthless sh*t there anyway. It'd be lulz if the clerk fought them all off!

[BRMBug]

I've found a favorite new show. Dave's Old Porn. Dave Attell hosts a MST3K style show featuring 70's and 80's porn on Showtime. It is hi-larious! I may be slightly biased because his first guest host was Whitney Cummings, and I'm totally in to her.

[Unassumption]

I watch cinema snob for all my old porn movie mocking needs ._.

[Mamont]

My sleep schedule hates me. I woke up at 4:30 AM this morning, after not being able to fall asleep until 1 AM.

Eh, welcome to my world.

[Unassumption]

I had a 'nap' between my classes, so now I doubt I'll be tired until hella late, so you're not alone in crazy sleep schedule. I bought a vanilla cheesecake on offer from local tesco.

[Mamont]

We expirienced Murphy's law at work today. First our hand forklift broke, so we had to carry bags of malt by hand. Then we were told that our van won't be fixed until 2 or 3 pm, so I couldn't pick up CO2 and nitrogen (so I was bored).
Finally water boiler broke down and we couldn't fix it, which ment we couldn't do anything anymore, cause we depend on it completely.
We said our goodbyes to it using insulation tape.

[RideTheLightning]

Is it just me or are people much more of cunts in the real world?

I visit the interwebs every night at like 9 when I'm done with all my sh*t for the day. Constantly I see extremely nice people, intelligent people, and people who actually know what they're talking about. A fresh change from what I deal with in real life. In the real world everyone's an unthinking moron, NO ONE thinks logically (if they think at all), and people are straight up dicks who just seem to purposefully make everything more difficult for no reason.

Oh yeah, what's good er'body!

[Ex1lepr0]

Is it just me or are people much more of cunts in the real world?

I visit the interwebs every night at like 9 when I'm done with all my sh*t for the day. Constantly I see extremely nice people, intelligent people, and people who actually know what they're talking about. A fresh change from what I deal with in real life. In the real world everyone's an unthinking moron, NO ONE thinks logically (if they think at all), and people are straight up dicks who just seem to purposefully make everything more difficult for no reason.

I hear ya. I mean, I almost got in serious trouble because of some assh*les who were insecure about their sexuality. People get on my nerves sometimes.....

[RideTheLightning]

Yea but those are ignorant people, they're everywhere. I'm talking about friends that I have to deal with every day. All of them are stupid and I found out today that none of them, whether it be my stoner friends or sports friends, can pull through on a plan. You might think that this is the time that everything will work out and everyone will come through on their side of the bargain but don't worry, that's wayyy too easy, why live life like that when you can f*ck everything up and start back at step 1?

But whatever, I don't feel like introducing myself as a whiny assh*le or a publisher of internet bitching, I just really had to get that off my chest to people that should be able to process it unlike people in my town.

[Ex1lepr0]

It's cool man. People come on here to vent all the time.

[RideTheLightning]

As i remember...

Anyone who used to come on here when I came here like 3 years ago... long time no see. i might post every once and a while, this place has a very chill feel to it that I forgot about