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{{Episode_Infobox
|Title=Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
|Season=01
|Episode=10
|Author=Trey Parker
|Director=Trey Parker
|Airdate=1997-12-17
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e10_480.jpg
|Number=10
|Prev=[[Starvin' Marvin (episode)|Starvin' Marvin]]
|Next=[[Tom's Rhinoplasty (episode)|Tom's Rhinoplasty]]
}}

==Story==
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While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey.

===Description===
The South Park kids are rehearsing their Christmas play. Rehearsal is interrupted when Kyle's mom Sheila shows up, furious at the show's overt Christian themes and that her son, a Jew, is playing Joseph. When asked if there is something non-denominational he can do for the play, Kyle offers to sing "The Mr. Hankey Song". Kyle explains Mr. Hankey is a turd that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to those with high fiber diets.

At a town meeting, various factions complain about various aspects of the school's production. The mayor buckles and promises to stage "the most non-offensive Christmas ever to any religious or minority group of any kind."

That evening, Kyle is instructed by his parents to stop talking about Mr. Hankey. He agrees, but as he brushes his teeth a turd wearing a Christmas hat leaps out of the toilet. Mr. Hankey sings a jolly holiday song and leaves feces wherever he lands. Kyle grabs him in mid-flight, just as his parents burst in. All they see is a room covered in poop smears, with their son clutching a hand full of feces.

To prove to his friends Mr. Hankey exists, Kyle puts Mr. Hankey in a box and takes him to school. Mr. Garrison, at a loss, asks the kids if they know any non-denominational, non-offensive holiday songs. Cartman recommends they sing "[http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150066/kyles-moms-a-bitch-song Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch]" in D-minor. Offended, Mr. Hankey leaps out of his box and hurls himself at Cartman. This lands Kyle in the school counselor Mr. Mackey's office. Mr. Hankey decides to take a bath in Mackey's cup of coffee, earning Kyle a ticket to the South Park Mental House.

That evening the kids put on their new play, now called the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Music and lyrics are provided by minimalist composer Phillip Glass. The show is terrible, and a full-scale riot breaks out in the audience.

In the midst of it, Chef asks what happened to Kyle. The boys tell him about his obsession with Mr. Hankey, and Chef tells them the talking turd is real. Stan and Wendy say that they believe and Mr. Hankey leaps out of Kyle's shoebox and comes to life. He talks to the crowd about the meaning of Christmas and they stop fighting, mostly out shock of a talking poo. The entire town heads for the South Park Mental Institution to release Kyle, who discovers to his relief that he's not crazy. Mr. Hankey hands out presents, then flies off into the night to spread Christmas cheer.

As the episode ends, something still feels unfinished. Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look at Kenny, still alive and well. The words "THE END" appear onscreen and Kenny jumps up and down in triumph.

===What I Learned Today===
"Don't you see? This is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world and for just one day say, 'Aw, to heck with it! Let's sing and dance and bake cookies!'"

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas." ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Howwwwdyyy Ho!" ([[Mr. Hankey]]) 
* "I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac." ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) 
* "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."  ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay?"  ([[Mr. Mackey]] to Kyle)
* "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here." ([[Stan Marsh]] about Mr. Hankey)
* "Woo Hoo!" ([[Kenny McCormick]])

==Characters==
{{Character list
| Name = Stan Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Chef
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/chef.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Mr. Garrison
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrgarrison.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Kyle Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Kenny McCormick
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Eric Cartman
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Sheila Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sheila-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Mayor McDaniels
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mayor-mcdaniels.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Pip Pirrup
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/pip-pirrup.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Jimbo Kern
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/jimbo-kern.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Gerald Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/gerald-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Wendy Testaburger
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/wendy-testaburger.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Officer Barbrady
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/officer-barbrady.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Randy Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Santa Claus
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/religious-holiday-santa-claus.png
}}
===Character Debuts===
Two misters -- [[Mr. Hankey]] the Christmas poo and [[Mr. Mackey]] the school counselor. [[Father Maxi]] also makes his first appearance as well as Philip Glass.

[[Craig Tucker]] can be seen sitting outside Mr. Mackey's office.  Although he hasn't been introduced officially yet, he can be seen frequently outside the counselor's office. Craig has his speaking debut in "[[Rainforest Shmainforest]]". 

{{Character list
| Name = Mr. Hankey
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/mr-hankey.jpg
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Mr. Mackey
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mackey.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Father Maxi
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/priestmaxi.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Philip Glass
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/philip-glass.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Craig Tucker
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/craig-tucker.png
}}

==Locations==
{{Location list
| Name = South Park Elementary
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/school.jpg
}}
{{Location list
| Name = City Hall
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/city-hall.jpg
}}
{{Location list
| Name = Broflovski Residence
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/broflovski-house.jpg
}}
{{Location list
| Name = South Park Mental House
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/miscellaneous-south-park-mental-hospital.png
}}

==Original Songs==
The show's three songs "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", "[http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150066/kyles-moms-a-bitch-song Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch]", and "[http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103722/a-jew-on-christmas The Lonely Jew On Christmas]" are all heard again in later episodes. "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch" even made it into the theatrical film <i>South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut</i>.

Chef opens up the school play with his non-offensive, non-denominational song "[http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103765/fa-la-la-your-la I'm Gonna Lay You Down By the Yule Log]".

==Behind The Scenes==
Trey and Matt credit this episode and "[[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]" for elevating <i>South Park</i>'s credibility early on with their moral themes.

===Where Did The Idea Come From===
Reportedly inspired by the fact that Trey often forgot to flush the toilet as a child. His father told him that if he didn't flush, the turd called "Mr. Hankey" would escape and eat him. Trey and Matt had always planned to create a three-minute short film involving a boy and Mr. Hankey who would not come alive for anyone else. Most of the potential film's elements were reused for this episode.

Kyle's loneliness on Christmas is based on Trey and Matt's childhood of witnessing Jewish children being bullied and ostracized during Christmas. Their schools attempted to be non-denominational and religiously sensitive but to no avail.

==Pop Culture References==
===Shout Outs===
The episode is heavily influenced the <i>Peanuts</i> Christmas special <i>A Charlie Brown Christmas</i>. Stan's biblical reading at the beginning of the school play and the snowflake-eating scene are lifted directly from the television special. 

The live-action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set is a parody of Mr. Potato Head. Instead of putting eyes and lips and ears on a potato, you stick the body parts on a piece of poo.

Stan says he's getting the "John Elway football helmet" he wanted for Christmas.  This is the first of many times football quarterback John Elway and the Denver Broncos will be mentioned since Trey, Matt, and many South Park residents are fans.

When Mr. Mackey discovers Mr. Hankey in his coffee and exclaims to Kyle "you sick little monkey!", this is in reference to the cartoon <i>Ren & Stimpy</i>.

===Pwn'd===
Minimalist composer Phillip Glass, whose music for the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience triggers a riot.

==Bonus Factoids==
===Pointless Observations===
* Mr. Mackey believes Kyle is suffering from "fecalphilia", the abnormal interest in feces. The actual term is coprophilia or scatophilia.
* There's a picture of Kyle and his pet elephant from "[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]" on the dresser in his room. The photo can be seen in his room in subsequent episodes. 
* Sheila Broflovski complains about Kyle playing St. Joseph. However, Joseph was in fact Jewish, making the casting appropriate.
* This is the first time Mr. Garrison suggests South Park to get rid of all the Mexicans. He suggests it again in "[[It's Christmas in Canada]]" to which the Mayor in annoyance says, "Every year you suggest that and every year we tell you 'NO'!"
* This is the first episode Kenny doesn't die. This is also the first episode that uses live-action scenes. 

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