Editing World War Zimmerman (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Description=== [[Eric Cartman]] draws attention by acting unusually nice to [[Tolkien Black]], and having nightmares while asleep in class. When his counselor, [[Mr. Mackey]], questions him, Cartman says he thinks Tolkien is a "ticking time bomb". It is revealed that his nightmares feature himself as Gerry Lane, the protagonist in the feature film World War Z, with the role of the zombies in that film being played by African Americans, including Tolkien, who are rioting after the verdict of the Zimmerman trial. With Mackey's encouragement, Cartman reads a poem to Tolkien, and later performs a musical adaptation of it at a student assembly, disavowing any involvement with the Zimmerman case. When Tolkien takes offense at the notion that he should feel bad because of Cartman's feelings, Cartman, feeling the "outbreak has started", goes to his house for his survival kit, picks up a random woman, and commandeers a passenger plane at an airport, warning the passengers they can only stop the end of the world by finding a place where the "contagion" cannot reach them. On the airplane, Cartman discovers a black passenger in the bathroom, and barricades him in. When the passenger tries to break out, the other passengers begin to panic, causing the plane to crash in the Rocky Mountains. Cartman and the woman survive and go to Jimbo's gun store to purchase a rifle to kill Tolkien, but [[Jimbo]] informs him he can't shoot anybody unless he's threatened in his own home. After considering this, Cartman and the woman head for Florida to shoot [[George Zimmerman]], as a way to stop the outbreak. She is run over and killed. Cartman goes to Zimmermans' house wearing black paint on his face. Zimmerman shoots Cartman, to the praise of the officials for apparently saving them, before one of the agents discovers that Cartman is white. Zimmerman is tried, found guilty, and executed via electrocution for attempted murder. Cartman survives the shooting, and back in South Park, he apologizes to Tolkien, who is upset. Cartman then tricks Tolkien into moving close enough to shoot him in accordance with the stand-your-ground law. At school, Cartman is sent to Mackey's office along with a bandaged Tolkien. When Mackey demands that the two apologize to each other in order to resolve their "feud", Tolkien angrily denounces the stand-your-ground law for not also applying to white people. Once more, Cartman panics, flees, and causes yet another plane to crash. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)