Editing Dawg the Hall Monitor

{{Character_Infobox
|Title=Dawg the Hall Monitor
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/dawg-the-hall-monitor.png
|Age=10
|Gender=Male
|Grade=4
|HairColor=Blond
|Relation1=Bitch
|RelativeName1=[[Beth]]
|Aliases=[[Eric Cartman]]
|Religion=Roman Catholic
|Occupation=Hall Monitor
|VoicedBy=Trey Parker
|FirstAppearance=[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]
|LastAppearance=
}}
==About==
Dawg is large and in charge of [[South Park Elementary]]'s halls, taking over from [[Gary Nelson]] as hall monitor for a week - with help from his crew, including [[Beth]] and [[Kyle Broflovski]]. He only answers to [[Principal Victoria]] and makes sure students and teachers have a hall pass at ALL times. The school halls are his jurisdiction and if there's any infractions going on, he will step in and he isn't afraid to use bear mace or deadly force - so respect his authoritah. 

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Go with Christ."
*"You know what this is? This is the mace that they use on bears, faggot! Now let me see your hall pass!" ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])
*"You got a crush on your teacher, brah?! Keep it out of my hallway!" ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])
*"Jesus is Lord. You can go one direction in life, or you just walk around the hallways without a hall pass. Or you can see the light, brah." ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])
*"What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some and then stick it inside her and pee." ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])

==Featured Episode==
*[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]] (s10e10)

==Bonus Factoids==
*This isn't Cartman's first shot at laying down the law... it all began with [[Cop Cartman]] way back in "[[Chickenlover]]".