Season One: Difference between revisions

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Episodes		Original Air Date	#
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e01_480.jpg	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
	While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had about alien visitors abducting him.	Aug 13, 1997	1
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e02_480.jpg	Weight Gain 4000
	When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present the award.	Aug 20, 1997	2
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e03_480.jpg	Volcano
	A weekend trip to experience camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature.	Aug 27, 1997	3
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e04_480.jpg	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
	When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the Homecoming football game against Middle Park.	Sep 3, 1997	4
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e05_480.jpg	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
	Kyle isn't allowed to keep his new pet elephant because it's too big. The boys find Dr. Mephesto to try and genetically engineer a smaller elephant.	Sep 10, 1997	5
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e06_480.jpg	Death
	Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show Terrance and Phillip.	Sep 17, 1997	6
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e07_480.jpg	Pinkeye
	A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of trick-or-treating.	Oct 29, 1997	7
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e08_480.jpg	Damien
	Shunned by the other kids, the Son of Satan calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate pay-per-view boxing match between good and evil.	Feb 4, 1998	8
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e09_480.jpg	Starvin' Marvin
	The boys are accidentally mailed an African child. Mistaking Cartman for the child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.	Nov 19, 1997	9
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e10_480.jpg	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
	While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey.	Dec 17, 1997	10
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e11_480.jpg	Tom's Rhinoplasty
	Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.	Feb 11, 1998	11
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e12_480.jpg	Mecha-Streisand
	The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic allows Barbara Streisand to transform into a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.	Feb 18, 1998	12
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e13_480.jpg	Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
	Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.	Feb 25, 1998	13

@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 | Title           = [[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Aug 13, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
+| ShortSummary    = While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had about alien visitors abducting him.
 | S = 01
 | E = 01
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 | Title           = [[Weight Gain 4000]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Aug 20, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award.
+| ShortSummary    = When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present the award.
 | S = 01
 | E = 02
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 | Title           = [[Volcano]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Aug 27, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano.
+| ShortSummary    = A weekend trip to experience camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature.
 | S = 01
 | E = 03
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 | Title           = [[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Sep 3, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.
+| ShortSummary    = When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the Homecoming football game against Middle Park.
 | S = 01
 | E = 04
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 | Title           = [[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Sep 10, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.
+| ShortSummary    = Kyle isn't allowed to keep his new pet elephant because it's too big. The boys find Dr. Mephesto to try and genetically engineer a smaller elephant.
 | S = 01
 | E = 05
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 | Title           = [[Death (episode)|Death]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Sep 17, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, "Terrance and Phillip."
+| ShortSummary    = Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show <i>Terrance and Phillip</i>.
 | S = 01
 | E = 06
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 | Title           = [[Pinkeye]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Oct 29, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating.
+| ShortSummary    = A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of trick-or-treating.
 | S = 01
 | E = 07
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 | Title           = [[Damien]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Feb 4, 1998
-| ShortSummary    = After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.
+| ShortSummary    = Shunned by the other kids, the Son of Satan calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate pay-per-view boxing match between good and evil.
 | S = 01
 | E = 08
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 | Title           = [[Starvin' Marvin (episode)|Starvin' Marvin]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Nov 19, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.
+| ShortSummary    = The boys are accidentally mailed an African child. Mistaking Cartman for the child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.
 | S = 01
 | E = 09
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 | Title           = [[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Dec 17, 1997
-| ShortSummary    = While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.
+| ShortSummary    = While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey.
 | S = 01
 | E = 10
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 | Title           = [[Tom's Rhinoplasty (episode)|Tom's Rhinoplasty]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Feb 11, 1998
-| ShortSummary    = While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
+| ShortSummary    = Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
 | S = 01
 | E = 11
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 | Title           = [[Mecha-Streisand (episode)|Mecha-Streisand]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Feb 18, 1998
-| ShortSummary    = The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.
+| ShortSummary    = The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic allows Barbara Streisand to transform into a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.
 | S = 01
 | E = 12
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 | EpisodeNumber   = 13
 | EpisodeNumber2  = 13
-| Title           = [[Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut]]
+| Title           = [[Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]
 | OriginalAirDate = Feb 25, 1998
 | ShortSummary    = Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.