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Role in "Moss Piglets"
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|VoicedBy= Trey Parker
|VoicedBy= Trey Parker
|Gender= Male
|Gender= Male
|Age= 71
|Age= 75
|HairColor= Gray
|HairColor= Gray
|Occupation=NFL Owner
|Occupation=NFL Owner
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|RelativeName1=[[Dallas Cowboys]]
|RelativeName1=[[Dallas Cowboys]]
|FirstAppearance=[[Go Fund Yourself]]
|FirstAppearance=[[Go Fund Yourself]]
|LastAppearance=[[Moss Piglets]]
}}
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==About==
==About==
The longtime owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones likes to watch his team slaughter their enemies from prime seats as he gets only the finest blowjobs. Just don't mention that his eyes are too far apart.
The longtime owner of the [[Dallas Cowboys]], Jerry Jones likes to watch his beloved team relentlessly slaughter their enemies on the field from his prime seat, while receiving only the finest blowjobs. Gravely concerned about the future of the NFL, he's willing to put his millions of dollars of resources into anything that can expand football fandom. Just don't kneel during the National Anthem... or mention that his eyes are too far apart.


==Memorable Quotes==
==Memorable Quotes==
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==Featured Episode==
==Featured Episode==
*[[Go Fund Yourself]] (s18e01)
*[[Go Fund Yourself]] (s18e01)
*[[Moss Piglets]] (s21e08)


==Behind the Scenes==
==Behind the Scenes==
Jones' appearance in "[[Moss Piglets]]" was in reference to reports that the notoriously conservative Jones has been trying to force out Commissioner [[Roger Goodell]] over the National Anthem dispute, claiming that forcing players to stand for the anthem would be the only solution to the declining attendance and viewership for football.
The anthem controversy is not referenced directly because it was already covered and resolved in "[[Member Berries]]".
===Character Art: Jerry Jones===
===Character Art: Jerry Jones===
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Check out this art used while creating the various "stages" of Jerry Jones' eyes. {{-}}
Check out this art used while creating the various "stages" of Jerry Jones' eyes for "[[Go Fund Yourself]]". {{-}}
 
==Bonus Factoids==
*In real life, Jones also once owned a [[Shakey's Pizza]] restaurant.

Revision as of 02:02, 23 November 2017

Jerry Jones

Gender Male
Age 75
Hair Color Gray
Occupation NFL Owner
Owner Dallas Cowboys
Voiced by Trey Parker
First Appearance Go Fund Yourself
Last Appearance Moss Piglets

About

The longtime owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones likes to watch his beloved team relentlessly slaughter their enemies on the field from his prime seat, while receiving only the finest blowjobs. Gravely concerned about the future of the NFL, he's willing to put his millions of dollars of resources into anything that can expand football fandom. Just don't kneel during the National Anthem... or mention that his eyes are too far apart.

Memorable Quotes

Featured Episode

Behind the Scenes

Jones' appearance in "Moss Piglets" was in reference to reports that the notoriously conservative Jones has been trying to force out Commissioner Roger Goodell over the National Anthem dispute, claiming that forcing players to stand for the anthem would be the only solution to the declining attendance and viewership for football.

The anthem controversy is not referenced directly because it was already covered and resolved in "Member Berries".

Character Art: Jerry Jones

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/wiki/episodes/season-18/1801/1801_LiveTweet_Pic21_JonesEyes_W.jpg

Check out this art used while creating the various "stages" of Jerry Jones' eyes for "Go Fund Yourself".

Bonus Factoids