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==Memorable Quotes==
==Memorable Quotes==
*"Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." ("[[Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus]]")
*"Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." ([[Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus]])
*"Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " ("[[Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus]]")
*"Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " ([[Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus]])
*"You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." ("[[Probably]]")
*"You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." ([[Probably]])
*"Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." ("[[A Ladder to Heaven]]")
*"Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." ([[A Ladder to Heaven]])


==Featured Episodes==
==Featured Episodes==

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The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from Heaven, surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and Saddam Hussein. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.

Memorable Quotes

  • "Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
  • "Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
  • "You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." (Probably)
  • "Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." (A Ladder to Heaven)

Featured Episodes