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*"You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." ([[Probably]]) | *"You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." ([[Probably]]) | ||
*"Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." ([[A Ladder to Heaven]]) | *"Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." ([[A Ladder to Heaven]]) | ||
==Life Lessons== | |||
*”You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.” | |||
==Featured Episodes== | ==Featured Episodes== | ||
Revision as of 16:55, 22 July 2014
God
| Religion | Buddhist |
| First Appearance | "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" |
| Last Appearance | "Probably" |
About
The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from Heaven, surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and Saddam Hussein. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.
Memorable Quotes
- "Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
- "Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
- "You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." (Probably)
- "Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." (A Ladder to Heaven)
Life Lessons
- ”You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.”
Featured Episodes
- Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus (s03e16)
- Probably (s04e11)
- A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12; voice only)
- I'm a Little Bit Country (s07e01; cameo)
- Go God Go (s10e11; heavily referenced)
- Go God Go Part XVI (s10e12; heavily referenced)
- Imaginationland Episode III (s11e12; referenced off-screen)
- HUMANCENTiPAD (s15e01; cameo)