Towelie
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 17 (towel years) |
| Aliases | Smart Towel RG-400 |
| Voiced by | Vernon Chatman |
| First Appearance | Towelie |
Towelie is a towel who was made by Tynacorp that makes people dry as needed. He gives towel advice to people in South Park.
Quotes
- "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
- "You wanna get high?"
- "I have no idea what is going on."
- "Don't preach to me, fatso."
- "You're a towel!"
- "Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown."
Fun Facts
- Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a towel,hand towel, a shirt with the man himself on it, and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"