Stan Marsh
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | Student |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Aliases | Toolshed |
| Religion | Roman Catholic; Temporarily: Atheist, Mormon, Scientologist and Blaintologist |
| Father | Randy Marsh |
| Mother | Sharon Marsh |
| Sister | Shelly Marsh |
| Grandfather | Marvin Marsh |
| Grandmother | Grandma Marsh |
| Uncle | Jimbo Kern |
| Great-Aunt | Flo Kimble |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) |
About
Stan is your average, American 4th grader living in a pretty f*cked up town. When crazy things happen in South Park, he and Kyle often provide the voice of reason and help to fix the problem.
He briefly was the head of Scientology, the coach of a Pee Wee hockey squad, and is great pals with the Super Best Friends.
Stan has a sister named Shelly, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger. They broke up for a while (in "Raisins") but have since patched things up.
Although he may seem like a normal 4th grader, Stan doubles as the superhero "Toolshed", a lead member of Coon and Friends.
Memorable Quotes
- "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
- "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here." (Mecha-Streisand)
- "Cartman, you are so God damned stupid it's unbelievable." (Scott Tenorman Must Die)
- "Oh my God, our parents are SO stupid, dude..." (Child Abduction is Not Funny)
- "AH-TAHHH." (Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society)
- "It's critter Christmas dude, it sucks ass." (Woodland Critter Christmas)
- "Aw, God dammit!" (Bloody Mary)
- "Come on people now people now. People now come on people now. Got to drive hybrids people now. People now people now people now." (Smug Alert)
- "Dude, I'm sorry but we still aren't getting it....You're half man, and half berry?" (Coon vs. Coon & Friends)
- "NO. I mean it sounds like SOMEBODY - IS SHITTING - IN MY EARS." (You're Getting Old)
- "Well then maybe you should go live with Jaden Smith dad." (Informative Murder Porn)
- "-See you sound like a dick." (Ginger Cow)
- “What would they do on Game of Thrones? What would they do when things looked their darkest?” (Black Friday)
- “You just had your head so set because... Because that's how Xbox people are.” (Black Friday)
- "The Princess calls you a ball licking lesbian." (A Song of Ass and Fire)