Twisted Christian
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| Season | s28 |
| Episode | e01 |
| Written By | Trey Parker |
| Production Code | 2801 |
| Original Air Date | 2025-10-15 |
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Official Description
Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.
Full Description
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Memorable Quotes
- "Hey fellas! Fellas!" - (Butters)
- "This is SO BORING! " - (Trump)
- "How about you shut up and do your job. " - (Trump)
- "Yeah but fuck the baby this is stupid!" - (Trump)
- "Did you just say fuck the baby?!" - (Satan)
- "Allo boss!" - (JD Vance)
- "Could I ask... Exactly... WHAT BRANCH of Christianity are you?" - (Jesus)
- "I'm Coco Slutty Davidson! I'm just here to get an abortion, haha!" - (Trump)
- "Is this REALLY what we've come to? Freely handing people's personal data over to some tech billionaire preaching shit about the bible? " - (Richard Adler)
- "You got a problem with Jesus, bro?" - (PC Principal)
- "You wanna see what it feels like to talk shit about Christians dude?!" - (PC Principal)
- "It's ok, Jesus. Peter Thiel knows what he's doing." - (PC Principal)
- "We are running out of time, Mr. Thiel. The anti-christ is coming." - (JD Vance)
- "Alright, man, I need to ask you something and I need you to tell me the truth. ARE you a fag? " - (PC Principal)
- "Hey... Heyyyyy Satan... " - (Trump)
- "AH FUCK! SHIT! " - (Trump)
- "Poor boss. If you're going to jack off, shall I fetch your cum rag?" - (JD Vance)
- "When I become President I will give you full access to EVERYONE'S data. " - (Peter Thiel)
- "I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the anti chriiiiiiist! " - (Peter Thiel)
- "Eric, I'm Peter Thiel. I'm here to help our country." - (Peter Thiel)
- "You're trying to GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRO. Peggy Rockbottom is a hot Christian girl, now stop actin' gay! " - (PC Principal)
- "I'm saying that YOU and a LOT oF OTHER PEOPLE seem to have a very WARPED sense of what Christianity is. " - (Jesus)
- "FUCK YEAH JESUS! " - (PC Principal)
- "Let's fucking GO BRO!" - (Jesus)
Songs
Characters
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Butters Stotch
Butters Stotch
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Clyde Donovan
Clyde Donovan
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Tolkien Black
Tolkien Black
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Kenny McCormick
Kenny McCormick
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Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman
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Scott Malkinson
Scott Malkinson
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PC Principal
PC Principal
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Donald Trump
Donald Trump
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JD Vance
JD Vance
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Liane Cartman
Liane Cartman
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Dr. Martin Poonlover
Dr. Martin Poonlover
Costume Debuts
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Strong Woman MAGA Christian
Strong Woman MAGA Christian
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PC Principal Brodown
PC Principal Brodown
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Jesus Brown
Jesus Brown
Cameo
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Peter Thiel
Peter Thiel
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Peter Thiel Exorcist
Peter Thiel Exorcist
Character Debuts
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Lamaze Teacher
Lamaze Teacher
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MRI Doctor
MRI Doctor
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New Christian Woman
New Christian Woman
Locations
Locations Debut
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Planned Parenthood (New)
Planned Parenthood (New)
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The Cheesecake Factory
The Cheesecake Factory
Season 28
- e1 Twisted Christian
- e2 Unholy Birth
- e3 TBA
- e4 TBA
- e5 TBA