Gluten Free Ebola

Gluten Free Ebola

Season s18
Episode e02
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 1802
Original Air Date 2014-10-01

Episode Chronology

Story

Broadcast Description

Mr. Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won’t quit preaching about how great he feels. But, after witnessing a disturbing demonstration of what happens to your body when you do eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten free.

Synopsis

Memorable Quotes

  • "Is that why you told Clyde that you broke up with me because you're about to be 'DRIPPING IN BITCHES'." - Wendy Testaburger
  • “Doesn't anyone understand the significance of 'I'M SORRY' anymore?” Stan Marsh
  • "I'm just saying that I personally, feel SO FUCKING AMAZING." Mr. Mackey
  • "You wanna see my dick?"- Randy Marsh
  • "I swear if I hear another person talk about about being gluten free I'm gonna piss in their face." - Herbert Garrison
  • "Oh see that - his dick's flying off." Mr. Mackey
  • "People saying that gluten is the cause of cancer, gluten should be avoided, gluten can make your dick fly off..." USDA Representative
  • "Heavy cream, Sugar, Chocolate Syrup! No, ice cream's good for you." Randy Marsh
  • "We are the USDA! Without us, people would be eating dirt and-- chairs!!" (USDA Commander)
  • "Are you gonna eat those Pancakes?" Eric Cartman
  • "Yeah, you know diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malkinson." Eric Cartman
  • "You know what I’m gonna miss most? Pancakes. I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima." Eric Cartman
  • "Don't forget the freezer!" "OH, GOD!" Randy Marsh
  • "Heavy cream, sugar, chocolate syrup. No, ice cream’s good for you!" Randy Marsh
  • "Oh my God, the Wheat Thins!" Randy Marsh
  • "I am Lorde! Ya ya ya, I Am Lorde, I am Lorde!" Randy Marsh
  • "Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?" Scott Malkinson
  • "I seriously cannot take hearing about gluten ANYMORE." (Garrison)
  • YOU SON OF A BITCH! Did you not know or did you just not care?! KEEE-YA! Randy Marsh
  • For me it was the soy sauce... Sneaky, sneaky soy sauce. (Garrison)
  • Oh.. Ogh.... fuck I want pancakes… (Cartman)
  • "We're good Scott, stop bugging us." (Kyle)
  • "Yeah, I swear if I hear another person talk about about being gluten free I'm gonna piss in their face." (Garrsion)

Characters

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Bonus Factoids

  • The slang term "Aunt Jemima" is sometimes used colloquially as a female version of the derogatory label "Uncle Tom". An aunt Jemima is perceived, in this context, as very subservient, and protective of the interests of whites. In Eric Cartman's lucid dream, this Aunt Jemima is extremely helpful of not only helping Cartman (who is white) badly wanting pancakes, but giving a revelation to him as to helping out others who happen to be white at the USDA fix the so called gluten crisis. Although this may be an over analyzed observation of the Aunt Jamima character in this episode, she was probably meant solely as a parody to the brand and its obvious connection to the product line's gluten content.

Pointless Observations