Autumn Hankey
| Gender | Female |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Religion | Christian |
| Husband | Mr. Hankey |
| Daughter | Amber Hankey |
| Son | Cornwallis Hankey |
| Son | Simon Hankey |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | A Very Crappy Christmas |
About[edit]
The lovely wife of Mr. Hankey, the renowned Christmas spirit and cultural icon, Autumn is what her husband would call a "free spirit". Every marriage has troubles, and their's is no different - unable to deal with her husband's erectile dysfunction problems, Autumn has a drinking problem and often says humiliating things in front of guests, and sometimes shirks her responsibilities. (Like watching her kids and spreading Christmas cheer.)
DNA Overview[edit]
You're unappreciated by those you love, driving you to lash out at others, even as you hope your affection will be reciprocated. People with Autumn Hankey DNA are also incredibly witty, always having the perfect insult or quip to unload at the right time.
"You boys want to bet I won’t take off all my clothes?"
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "Hey, you wanna bet I won't take all my clothes off?" (A Very Crappy Christmas)
- "Oh fuck, where are my kids?" (South Park: The Stick of Truth)
Featured Episodes[edit]
- A Very Crappy Christmas (s04e17)
Video Games[edit]
South Park: The Stick of Truth[edit]
She appears alongside her husband at their house, drunk and unable to find her children. She and her husband send the player off to find them.